Shayari With Comedy - Page 3

Woh Kehti Thi Maine Tumhe

Woh Kehti Thi Maine Tumhe Apne Dil Main Lock Kar Diya;
Gaur Farmaiyega…
Woh Kehti Thi Maine Tumhe Apne Dil Main Lock Kar Diya;
Aur Aaj Usne Facebook Pe Hamein Block Kar Diya!

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Palkon Se Aansu Bikhar Jate Hain

Palkon Se Aansu Bikhar Jate Hain,
Aap Kya Jaano Aap Kitna Yaad Aate Hain,
Hum Aaj Bhi Usi Moad Pe Khade Hain,
Jaha Apne Kaha Tha, Tum Yahin Ruko,
Hum Daru Aur Namkin Lekar Aate Hain.

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Uss Ne Chupke Se

Arz Hai:
Uss Ne Chupke Se Meri Girl Friend Ka Number Nikal Liya, Ae Dost;
Aur Aaj Wo Apni Hi Bhen Ko Message Kar Kar Ke Khush Hota Hai Har Roz!

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Bahut Namkeen Hai Woh

Bahut Namkeen Hai Woh Jisse Ham Chahte Hein;
Har Pal Khuda Se Ussi Ko Mangte Hein;
Dil Buhut Tarasta Hai Usse Paane Ko;
Kya Aapka Dil Nahi Karta Maggi Khaane Ko!

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Jahan Ki Gurbat Me

Jahan Ki Gurbat Me Sukun Nahi Ayega;
Gam-e-tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega;
Maklul Ki Fitrat He Ye Kafir;
Dimag Fat Jayega Par Ye Sher Samajh Nahi Ayega!

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Paagal Hai Wo Log

Paagal Hai Wo Log Jo Ladkiyo Ko Miss Karte Hai;
Miss Karna Hai To Machharo Ko Karo;
Jo Jaan Hateli Per Rakh Kar Aap Ko Kiss Karte Hai!

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Puri Bottal Na Sahi

Puri Bottal Na Sahi Ek Jaam Ho Jaaye;
Milna Na Sahi Dua Salaam Ho Jaaye;
Jinki Yaad Mein Hum Bimaar Baithe Hain;
Unhe Bukhaar Na Sahi Jukhaam Ho Jaaye!

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Is Duniya Mein Lakho Log

Is Duniya Mein Lakho Log Rehte Hain;
Koi Hasta Hai, To Koi Rota Hai;
Par Is Jahaan Mein Sukhi Bas Vo Hai Yaaron;
Jo Shaam Ko Do Peg Lagaa Ke Sota Hai!

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Wo Ishq To Karti Hai

Wo Ishq To Karti Hai Par Junoon Nahi Karti;
Wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khoon Nahi Karti;
Is Kadar Kanjoos Hai Meri Chahne Vaali;
Miss Call To Karti Hai Phone Nahi Karti!

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Neend Aati Hai

Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aate Hein;
Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai;
Ladki Ke Pichhe Uska Baap Aata Hai;
Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata Hein!

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