Hum Aapko Dekhne Ki Chaahat Rakhte Hain;
Aapki Har Baat Dil Mein Chupaaye Rakhte Hain;
Na Jaane Kab Aap T.V Per Aaa Jaayein;
Isiliye Din Raat Cartoon Network Lagae Rakhte Hain!
Gaur farmaiyega
Waqt par aadat na badli to wo zarurat-e-life ban jaati hai,
Aur agar time par girl friend na badli to wo kambakht WIFE ban jati hai
Arj Kiyaa Hai:
Tum Se Nazar Milaate Hi;
Bhadak Uthe Mere Dil Mein;
Mohabbat Ke Shole;
Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole Ole!
Khamosh plkon se ansu chalak aate hai,
Aap kya jane aap kitne yaad ate hai,
Aaj bhi usi wineshop pe tanha khade hai,
Jaha apne kha tha: “Ruko hum abi half leke ate hai”
Zindgi Ke Safar Ko Lafzo Mein Piroya Hua Hai;
Apni Har Ghazal Ko Dard Mein Bhigoya Hua Hai;
Aaj Zyada Zor-Zor Se Wah-Wah Na Kehna Kambakhton;
Kyunki Andar Mera Khadoos Baap Soya Hua Hai!
Likho to paigam kuch aise likhna,
ke qalam bhi rone par majboor ho jaaye,
har lafz me wo dard bhar do,
ke padne wala disprin kha ke so jaaye.
Hum Teri Dosti Aakhri Dum Tak Nibhaayenge,
Jahaan Tu Pair Rakehga Vahaan Phool Bichaayenge,
Tu Ek Baar Examination Hall Mein Ghus To Sahi,
Vaadaa Hai Tujhse Ki Hum Parchi Fenkne Zarur Aayenge.
Khushi ko Gum kaise keh De,
Aapki Dosti ko kam kaise kah De,
Ye To sab kehte Hai ki Aap Pagal Ho,
Lekin sach Main Ho Ye Hum kaise kah De.
Baadal Garja Shor Ke saath;
Barish Bhi Hui Bade Zor Ke Sath;
Zara Dhayan Rakhna Apni Girlfriend Ka;
Kahin Bhaag Naa Jaaye Kisi Aur Ke Sath!
Neend Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
Mujhe Neend Nahi Aati Tab Se,
5 Rupye Khoye hai Jab Se..
Aye Khoobsurat Haseena, Tu Sirf Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai;
Aye Khoobsurat Haseena, Tu Sirf Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai;
Aur Jispe Hum Line Maarte Hain, Vo Tu Nahi Teri Saheli Hai!
Tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever,
Tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever,
DEBIT the receiver, CREDIT the giver!!
Woh Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua Mat Bura Kaho Usko;
Tum Mujhse Set Ho Jaao Daffaa Karo Usko!
Naach Bulbul Naach, tujhe paisa milega
Hum CID se hai, Koi apne jagah se nahi hilega…!!
Kal Jab Mile The To Dil Mein Hua Ik Sound;
Or Aaj Mile To Kehte Hain Your File Not Found;
Jo Muddat Se Hota Aaya Hai Wo Repeat Kar Dunga;
Tu Na Mili To Apni Zindagi Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Dunga!
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana..
Hui Koi Khata Humse To Saja Dena;
Hum Yaad Rahe To Thik Varna Bhula Dena;
Bas Ek Ilteja Hai Tujhse Haseen Ki;
Break Off Se Pehle Apni Kisi Saheli Se Mila Dena!
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Asali Masale Sach Sach MDH.. MDH..!!
Arz Kiya Hai:
Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein;
Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein;
Koi Hai Kya Mast Item Aapke Dhyaan Mein!
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna..
