Shayari With Comedy

Mohabbat Ke Nam Pe

Mohabat Ke Nam Pe Kya Khub Saza Maine Pai Hai,
Gor Farmaiega Baki Sher Baad Me Abhi Mujhe SUSU Aayi Hai.

Dil Badal Na Dena

Dil badal na dena , SIM card ki tarah
Dosti low mat karna , battery ki tarah
Pyar kam na karana , balance ki tarah
Bich me chhod na dena , network ki tarah
Hamesha mera sath nibhana , charger ki tarah…

Kaise Mumkin Tha

kaise mumkin tha kisi aur doctor se ilaaj karaana
ae dost
ishq ka rog tha
mummy ke chappal se hi aram aaya

Kisi Ladki Ko Chedo

KISI LADKI KO CHEDO,
USKA HATH PAKRO
AGAR WO THAPPAR MARE TO KAHO,
TUM PEHLE IMTIHAAN ME PAAS HO GAYI HO,
MUJHE AISI HI SHARIF LADKI CHAHIYE THI.

Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati

Arz Kiya Hai..
Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati, Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati, Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Patthar Marti, Na Mai KANA Hota

Dil Hai To Pyaar Hai

“दिल है तो प्यार है
प्यार है तो ईश्क है
ईश्क है तो महोब्बत है
महोब्बत है तो दर्द है
दर्द है तो ” जंडु बाम ” है
और ” जंडु बाम ” है तो
मुन्नी बदनाम है…

Jab Jab Hamein Pyaas Lagti Hai

Jab jab hamein pyaas lagti hai,
Tab tab unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Pyar mein itne Diwane hue hum ki,
Ab to..
Har Aurat hamein “Saas” lagti hai…

Door Se Dekha

Door se dekha to ek Tiger tha,
Door se dekha to ek Tiger tha,
Isliye paas gaya hi nahi.

Paani Mein Whiskey Milao

Paani mein Whiskey milao to nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai,
Lagta hai sala ye Paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai…

Teri Zindagi Mein Kabhi

Teri Zindagi mein kabhi gahm naa ho,
Teri aankhein kabhi nam naa ho,
Meri dua hai ke mile tuje 1 aisi smart Dulhan,
Jiska weight 200 Kg. se kam na ho !