Shayari With Comedy - Page 2

Mere Ishq Ki Balling Ne

Arz kiya hai…
Mere ishq ki Balling ne,
Uske Dil ka Wicket gira diya,
Par Taqdeer to dekho,
Uska Baap umpire tha.
Meri Ball ko No Ball dekha Kar,“Free Hit” Bana diya.

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Manzil Ki Taraf Badhte Raho

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

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Tuhaar Chehra Moti Samaan

Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan,
Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan,
Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan,
Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!

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Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

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Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya

Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai,
Aankhe Nam Hai Aur Sanson Mein Aag Ab Tak Hai,
Raat to Hum Kat Lenge Jaise Taise,
Chinta Hai Subah Ki Jab Yeh “Hari Mirch” Karegi Aisi Taisi.

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Sitaron Se Agey Jahan

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat ke imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nahi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein

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Dil Do To Kisi Ek Ko

Dil Do To Kisi Ek Ko, Jo Dil Se Nek Ho;
Aggar Sachha Pyaar Na Mile, Try Maro Har Ek Ko!

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Mur Kar Na Dekh Mujhe

Mur Kar Na Dekh Mujhe, Yoon Hanstay Hanstay,
Mere Dost Hain Barre Kharab, Keh Denge Bhabhi Namaste!

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Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein

Laakhon honge nigaah mein,
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo!

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Zindagi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke

Zindagi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke;
Gor Farmaye
Zindgi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke;
But it’s OK, it’s OK, it’s OK!

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