Shayari With Comedy - Page 4

Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana

Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana;
Na Hi Haathon Mein Chiraag Leke Aana;
Payasa Hu Main Barso Se Jaanam;
Bas Aate Waqt Ek Kadhaai Chicken Aur Saath Mein Sharaab Leke Aana!

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Hothon Ko Chhua Usne

Hothon Ko Chhua Usne, Ehsaas Aab Tak Hai;
Ankhon Mein Nami, Sanson Mein Aag Aab Tak Hai;
Waqt Guzaar Geya, Par Uski Yaad Na Gai;
Kya Panipuri Thi Yaar, Swaad Aab Tak Hai!

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Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi

Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gawaan Baithe;
Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gawaan Baithe;
Hosh Mein Aane Ko The, Ki Tum Phir Se Muskura Baithe!

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Wo Aaye Meri Kabar Pe

Wo Aaye Meri Kabar Pe Diya Bujha Ke Chal Diye;
Jo Bachaa Khucha Tel Tha Sir Mein Laga Ke Chal Diye!

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Ki Ruthe Hai Aise Ho Humse

Ki Ruthe Hai Aise Wo Humse, Jaise Hum Sach Mein Unhe Mana Lenge,
Itna Waqt Kaun Barbaad Kare, Itne Mein To Hum Dusri Pataa Lenge.

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Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Me

Kabhi-2 Mere Dil Me Khayal Aata Hai,
Kya Hua.. Khayal Dhundh Rahe Ho?
Arrey Yaar Kaha Na Kabhi-2 Aata Hai,
Aaj Nahi Aaya.

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Tu Mera Dil Ban Ja

Tu Mera Dil Ban Ja, Meri Jaan Ban Ja;
Meri Arzu Ban Ja, Mera Armaan Ban Ja;
Bandaron Vaali Harkatein Chod De Ab Tu;
Aur Thoda Sudhar Ja, Aur Insaan Ban Ja!

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Khate Hai Ke Ishq Mein

Khate hai ke ishq mein neend udh jaati hai,
kehte hai ke ishq mein neend udh jaati hai,
koi humse bhi ishq kare,
kambakht neend bohot aati hai…

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Tum Jo Aaye Zindagi Mein

Tum Jo Aaye Zindagi Mein Baat Ban Gayi;
Tum Jo Aaye Zindagi Mein Baat Ban Gayi;
Samose Me Chutney Daali Chaat Ban Gayi!

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Green Green Baag Me

Green green baag me hare hare totey
wah wah
Green Geen baag me hare-hare totey
Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai.
aap to muh bi nahi dhote….

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