Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roj sharafat se SMS kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan ke niche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge.
Tumhari lovely aankhon ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
Dooriyon ki na parwah kiya karo,
Jab dil chahe yaad kiya karo,
Dushman nahi hain dost hain hum aapke.
Mera sms na aaye to khud bhej diya karo!
Har zindagi pyar ki mohtaz nahi hoti…
or har safed imarat Taj nahi hoti,
Are pyar main marne walo kabhi yaari mein jikar dekho…
kyunki kalyug main koi ladki mumtaj nhi hoti…!!
Arz Kiya hai..
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..
Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha..!!
Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.
Zameen par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai,
Unka to timepass ho jata hai,
Kambhakt…
Mitti mein hum mil jate hai.
Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum.
BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me
Arz Kia-
Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi
Teri SaHeLi Hai.
Dil ke arman aansuo mein bah gaye,
Hum gali me the gali mein hi reh gaye,
Light chali gayi thi to…
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unsi mummy se keh gaye!!
Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar huya to vo paheli thi,
Dusre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.
Kehdo un padhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi padha kerte the,
Jitna syllabus padh k wo top kerte hain,
Utna to hum choice per chod diya karte the.
Cid ne sony se naata jod liya,
Cid ne sony se naata jod liya,
Jis room me mana raha tha abivjit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza hi tod diya.
Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Gour farmaye..!
Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!
Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho..
Wah wah
Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho..
Aur
Mohabbat aise nibhao k baccha na ho!!
Jalte hue deepo ki tarah jagmagate rahna,
hamari dua hai sada muskrate rahna,
kitni bhi chappalen pade tumhe e mere bhai,
zindgi bhar aap ladkiya patate rahna.
Arz kiya hai
Ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah! Wah!
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi..
Dil mein khuda hai,
Ankho mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari
duniya HUM par fida hai.
Dil mein khuda hai,
Ankho mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari
duniya HUM par fida hai.
Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne,
Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne,
Maine muskurate huye kaha,
Bhul to nahi sakte kamine,
Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein.
