Shayari With Comedy - Page 8 - Hindi Shayari

Baagon Mein Phool

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge,
raat mein deepak jalte rahenge,
khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de,
baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.

baagon-mein-phool-khilte-rahenge

Zindagi Mein Sada

Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho,
fasle kam karo dil milate raho,
dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo,
iodex khrido aur lagate raho.

zindgi-mein-sada-muskurate-raho

Baharo Ful Barsao

Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai,
hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai,
barso tak thi jise pani se allergy.
wo aaj lux se nahaya hai!

baharo-ful-barsao-mera-dost-aaya-hai

Tajmahal Ko Dekh Kar Bola

Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota,
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota,
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,
Agar DADA Aashiq na hota!

tajmahal-ko-dekh-kar-bola

Zor Se Chali Hawa

Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
wah wah..
zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
phir..
phir kya
Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap.

zor-se-chali-hawa

Umar Kya Kahu

Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri,
Has ke milna pehchan hai meri,
Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe phone kiziye,
DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri.

umar-kya-kahu-kaafi-nadan-hai-meri

Wo Aaj Bhi Is Garmi Mein

Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein marr rahi hai,
e-dosto
Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha…
Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.

wo-aaj-bhi-is-garmi-mein-marr-rahi-hai

Petrol Dalo To Gari Chalti Hai

Arz Kia Hai:
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Wah Wah

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Bhai Wah Wah

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Zara si tawajja plz

Bhai petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Kya irshaad farmaya hai,

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai
Nahi dalo to nahi chalti hai.

petrol-dalo-to-gari-chalti-hai

Teri Dosti Mein Diwane Ho Gaye

Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye,
Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begane ho gaye,
Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost,
Murge ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye.

teri-dosti-mein-diwane-ho-gayee

Teri Khamoshi Aur Udasi Ki Wajah

Teri khamoshi aur udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,
.
.
.
Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!

teri-khamoshi-aur-udasi-ki-wajah

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle

Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur
phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.

bahaar-aane-se-pehle-fiza-aa-gayi

Har Khwab Hamesha

Har khwab hamesha sacha nahi hota,
bahut zyada pyaar bhi acha nahi hota,
kisi ko kum na samajna is duniya mein dost,
kyu ki har dudh peene wala bachcha nahi hota.

har-khwab-hamesha-sacha-nahi-hota

Ek Khawab Ek Khayal

Ek khawab ek khayal ek hakikat hai tu,
zindgi mein pane wali har zarurat hai tu,
jisko roz msg karne ko dil kare
are yaar vahi sweet si musibat hai tu.

ek-khawab-ek-khayal-ek-hakikat-hai-tu

Usne Jo Sher Mara To

Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gayi..
Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gayi..
Aur Maine jo sher mara toh..
toh
toh
Sherni widwa ho gayi..!!

usne-jo-sher-mara-to-wah-wah-ho-gayi

Haath Mein Taaqat Hai

Haath mein taaqat hai,
toh tajmahal ko hila kar dekh,
Warna aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar,
aur tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh..!!

haath-mein-taaqat-hai

Teri Dosti Mein Diwane Ho Gaye

Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye,
Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begane ho gaye,
Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost,
Murgae ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye.

teri-dosti-mein-diwane-ho-gaye

Rainbow Mein Colour Hota Hai

Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet,
wah wah!!
wah wah!!
Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet,
Mam may i go to toilet.

rainbow-mein-colour-hota-hai

Har Safar Mein Aapka Saath

Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge,
Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
aur
Na bhi gire to..
EK LAAT HUM DENGE

har-safar-mein-aapka-saath

Aasma Mein Kaali Ghata Chai Hai

Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja,
Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai.

aasma-mein-kaali-ghata-chai-hai

Aapki Smile Ne Saara Jahan Hila Diya

Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya,
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya,
Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!

aapki-smile-ne-saara-jahan-hila-diya