Aankho se aansuo ki judaai kar do,
Dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar dil na lagey kahin to,
Aa jaao mere ghar ki SAFAAi kar do..!!
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!!
Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,
Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye,
Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,
Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..!!
Aapki bato pe dil haru
WAH! WAH!
Aapki surat pe jan waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms
dil karta hai aapko
patak-patak ke maru!
India ki reet
Ladki agar apni marzi se pat jaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar le aao to hahakar.
Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.
Phone ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai,
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji,
Wah Wah
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji,
aur Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
Bheegi huyi zindagi ki yahi kahani hai,
kuch bachpan se nalayak tha,
kuch ap sabaki meharbani hai.
Ishq ki dukan hai meri,
Ishq le jaya karo,
Hum lete ni paise
Ishq k bdle ..
Bus ek kiss de jaya karo.
Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti,
Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti,
Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost,
Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Baat Nahi Hoti.
Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti,
Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti,
Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost,
Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Baat Nahi Hoti.
Arz kiya hai:
Dil Logi ya jaan logi !!!
wah wah
Dil Logi ya jaan logi !!!
wah wah
Meri jaan set hone me kitna time logi ???
Tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,
wah wah
Tere pyar ke saaye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,
wah wah
Tu 2 min ruk.. mein pani pi ke aaya.
Kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai,
Chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
Ishq k naam pe karte sabhi ab RASLEELA hai,
Main karun to saala character dheelaa hai.
Dil ki dhadkanien ruk c gayi hain,
Saanse meri tham c gai hain,
Pucha dil k doctor se humne,
Pata chala is dil me aapki yaaden ..
Sardi ki wajah se jam c gai hain.
Jis ladki ke chehre par aaj kal naqab hota hai,
Wo naqab ashiq k liye azab hota hai,
Mat marna naqab wali ladki pe mere dost,
Khubsurat packing me maal aksar kharab hota hai.
Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda..
maar sale ko jab tak dant na tute.
Lab Khamosh Ho Jate Hain,
Jab Tum Samne Aate Ho,
Dil Dhadkta Hain Jab Nigahe Milate Ho,
Saans Rukti Hain Jab Tum Muskarate Ho,
Dil Kamjor Hain Mera,
Itna Kyo Darate Ho.
Aaj Kuchh Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho,
Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho,
Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai,
Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho.
