Abbreviation SMS

These are some of the romantic countries in the world
HOLLAND
“Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies”
ITALY
“I Trust And Love You”
LIBYA
“Love Is Beautiful You Also”

Meaning of smart:
s:”still”
m:”mad”
a:”always”
r:”responsible”
t:”teasing”

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means? Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling,
It means :- With Idiot For Ever

H- appy feelings shared
U- niversally warm & fuzzy
G- reat 2 give & 2 receive
S- ure 2 Make anyone day
I hope this “HUG” makes your day brighter.

If u born poor it is not your mistake
but if u die poor it is only your mistake…

SMILE:
Sets u free…
Makes u special…
Increases ur face value…
Lifts up ur spirits…
Erases all ur tensions…
So please keep smiling.

These are some of the romantic countries in the world
HOLLAND
“Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies”
ITALY
“I Trust And Love You”
LIBYA
“Love Is Beautiful You Also”

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B’s
B – Bikes.
B – Beers.
B – Babes.
B – Bunks. And The Most Important.
B – Backlogs.

A lamp doesn’t speak. It introduces itself through its light.
Achiever never expose themselves, but their achievements expose them.

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
Mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open.

SMS Doesn’t Mean
“Short Messaging Service”.
It Only Means
“Sweet . Memories . Shared”
With A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Like You :->

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand:
KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.
PERK: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.
MUNCH: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!
So Think before giving chocolate to any one.