Political SMS

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in.

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I will make a million People happy.
Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.
Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

The Latest New Dance Craze
Is Called
“The Politician”
It’s Two Steps Forward,
One Step Backward
And Then
A Sidestep ;-> :

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite
at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe police diploma after MBA.
Sweeper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for mad’s of India.

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.