Naughty Text SMS
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
Can’t Touch My Cheeks
Do u know what is GIRL?
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Don’t worry about me.I’m a professional
in ghost handling……..
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
Life Without Girls
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
All the men directed to Heaven
A pathan want to commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend
& i can”t live without my friend.
From the moment I saw u
I wanted to be inside u
I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels
the way u tighten and loosen NEW SHOES..
I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”