Naughty Text SMS

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
My Lips
Can’t Touch My Cheeks

Do u know what is GIRL?
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Don’t worry about me.I’m a professional
in ghost handling……..

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven

A pathan want to commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend
& i can”t live without my friend.

From the moment I saw u
I wanted to be inside u
I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels
the way u tighten and loosen NEW SHOES..

I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”

Category: Naughty SMS

5 Responses on “Naughty Text SMS”

bilal yasin says:

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vruchi batua says:

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shivani says:

veryyyyyyyyyyyyy sweettttttttt sms’s

Monica says:

That was so wonderful

rukhsar ahmed says:

very very wonderful nd awsom sms:)

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