Diwali SMS Pictures For Facebook, Whatsapp


Funny Text Messages In Hindi

Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai k insaan pehle bander tha,
plz ghussa nahi hona kyonke jub tum ghussa hote ho to lagta hai insaan aaj bhi bander hai

Girl- Plz send me some good jokes.
Boy- Main padhai kar raha hun…
After 2 min.
Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.

Negro died & reachd heaven !
ANGEL-Who are u?
NEGRO-(to impress)m Leonardo (TITANIC HERO)
ANGEL gets cnfusd & askd othr angel:

Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!

Shunty : Insaan ko zindagi mein koi bhi problem ho to
kiske paas jaana chaahiye?
Bunty : Kisaan ke paas.
Shunty : Kyon?
Bunty : Uske paas HAL hota hai.

Pappu pravachan sun ke ghar aaya
aur apni biwi ko godh mein utha liya.
Biwi: Pravachan mein romance sikhaya hai kya?
Pappu : Nahi, pravachan mein kaha ki apne dukhon ko khud uthaao.

Happy Diwali Text Sms

May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your
Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Deepawali

May The Millions of Lamps Illuminate Your Life With Endless
Wish u and your family a HAPPY DEEPAWALI

May The Passion And Splendor,
That Are A Part Of This
Auspicious Holy Fesitival,
Fill Your Entire Life With Prosperity,
Happiness, And A Much Brighter Future,
And Bring To You Joy And Love,
For The Whole Upcoming Year.
Warm Wishes On This Festival Of Light
To You And Your Family.

DIYAS – to drive away darkness.
FIREWORKS – to sparkle up the night.
And lots of MITHAI – to celebrate the Festival of Light.
Wishing you a very Happy Diwali

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire,
But not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali
With a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

Look Outside It’s Pleasant
LIGHTS Smiling For you
CANDLES Dancing For you
FAIRIES Waiting For you
Because I Ask them 2 Wish You HAPPY DIWALI

Friends are awesome, friends are great;
Good times or bad, they’re always straight
Every sphere of our lives they permeate;
They’re God’s gift, our life they elevate;
They share everything, important or even innate
Here’s Diwali wish, no one can replicate!

Today’s the `Festival of Lights’ all over,
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls,
Laughter and smiles for many days,
Let there be triumph in every way…….!!!
Wish You Happy Diwali

A day before Diwali
Giving the insight of festivities
With the boom of crackers
And sparking of diyas
Welcome the real celebrations
Of big day with open arms.
Have a Miraculous & Happy DIWALI

F – Fun n Celebration
A – Affection n Love
M – Moments of togetherness
I – Innumerable gifts & goodies
L – Lights n fireworks
Y – Yummy laddoos n mithai
FAMILY is about all these and more on Diwali…
And your warm presence adds all the sparkles to our celebrations!
Happy Diwali with lots of Love

Enoy this Diwali With Diyas, Colorful Light Lamps and Fireworks
To Announce The Arrival Of The The Festival Of Lights!
Diwali Is Here To Pull Us Out
Of The Darkness Into The Shining Light
Where Love And Peace Reigns…….

You drive away darkness and sparkle up my days with joy!
No wonder Diwali reminds me of You!
Happy Diwali

Warmth of Joy, Glow of Happiness,
Sparkle of Happiness, Light of Good Fortunes,
Rangoli of Love And Affection
May You Be Blessed with all these & More!
Happy Diwali!

A Simple exercise just for you-
Put your right hand on your left shoulder
and left hand on the right shoulder
Now Squeeze gently!
You have received a BIG HUG from me
Very Happy Diwali my Friends and My Cute Girlfriend…..

Wishing you and your family,
Health, Success, Prosperity, Peace, cheer
And a journey towards the never-ending LIGHT & LOVE.
May this Diwali light up new dreams, fresh hopes
And fill your days with pleasant surprises and good moments……

English Sms for Diwali

May this festival of lights help you in attaining inner illumination!
May the supreme light enlighten your understanding
May you acquire the inexhaustible spiritual wealth of the inner-self!
May you prosper gloriously on the material as well as spirit.
Wish You Happy Deepavali

May This Cheer And Joy,
This Merriment And Mirth,
Of This Divine And Blessing Festival,
May Surround You Forever.
Happy Diwali.

Beautiful sparkling night
Pretty diyas are shining bright
Gorgeous festival of gifts and sweets
Share love and delight
On this festival of light

Troubles as light as Air,
Love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali

May the blessings of Lord Ganesha and Glowing Diyas…
Fill your Heart and Home with Health, wealth and Happiness.

D – Dispel the Darkness
I – In life
W – Wealth & Wisdom
A – And learn to be Kind
L – Light in Eyes
I – Inspire my mind

Diwali is a time for bliss
With a prayer on your lips
Goddess Lakshmi and Lord Ganesh worship
Fire crackers and eat so many sweets
Give Presents to loved ones and friends
This is a day you just can’t miss!

Candles to enjoy life;
Decorations to light life;
Presents to share success;
Fire Crackers to burn evils;
Sweets to sweeten success
And Pooja to thank God!
Happy Diwali

It’s the occasion to throng the temples,
Pray to the gods and give them offerings
It’s an opportunity to entreat the deities,
To bless us all and rid us of sufferings

No matter how little their light is,
they can still light up the whole world
and bring us out of our dark agonies.
May the lights of Diwali play such role in your life.

A friend like you is like diyas on Diwali…
Driving away darkness and spreading brightness all around.
I am so lucky to have found such a treasured friend in you!
Happy Diwali

Though you are away this Diwali…
You are always with me in my thoughts.
Thinking of you & looking forward to seeing you soon.
Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with success, happiness and many moment to cherish.
Happy Diwali

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.


May your life shine like light,
May your happiness be like sparkles,
May your sorrows be bursted,
Let your light shine,

Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti

May goddess Laxmi fulfill your entire expectations
on the propitious ocassion of DEEPAWALI
Haapy Deepawali to You All

May you live your life like the festival
of Diwali, happy healthy, wealthy and Very Happy Diwali.

Diwali Sms in English

May the festival of lights encircle your life with joy and happiness. Success may always be at your doorsteps. And may Goddess Lakshmi enter your home and fill it with riches and abundance!
Warm wishes on this auspicious festival of Diwali

Happiness is in air Its Diwali everywhere Lets show some love and care And wish everyone out there Happy Diwali

This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Diwali

May your life bloom with joy and you have a grand celebration on this Diwali.
Wishing you a Happy Diwali

May the happiness, that this season brings, brighten your life and Hope the year Brings you luck and fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy Diwali..

Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a wish can glow days forever, So here is my wish for glowing Diwali, glowing life!!
Happy Dipaawali

May divine light of Diwali spread lots of peace, prosperity, happiness and good health in your life. Wishing You a very Happy Diwali

I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur Sneh. SHUBH DIWALI

For this special time family and friends gets together for fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, in this festive season of diwali and always…

Pollution free Diwali, brings everywhere Khush-hali

This Diwali lets all dedicate to the Lights more than the noise.

Let this Diwali burn all your bad times and enter you in good times.

May you all attain the inexhaustible spiritual wealth of the Self. Happy Deepavali.

If u want to become a great man in the world. Spend your life like a Diwali Diyas.

Rejoice on this blessed occasion by spreading joy with your friends and loved ones.

We don’t have the right to pollute the mother earth, because we borrowed it from our forefathers and will have to hand over it to our successors. Happy Deepavali.

The significance of deepavali Is the removal of darkness and Ignorance from the mind
And filing it with goodness…

I went to the shops to buy a gift for you on Diwali. I found many things but the most precious thing was not there in any store. Because it’s in my heart for you in the form of prayers and lots of lots of wishes for you. May this deepavali brings your more happiness, prosperity and luck for you.
My heart says that…..

Diwali Festival Sms

Roshan ho deepak or sara jag jagmagaye,
Liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram ji hain aaye
Har shehar yu lage mano ayodhya ho,
Aao har dwar har gali har mod pe hm deep jalaye
Diwali ki Ram Ram…

Ehsaas Bante hai pal pal se
Vishwas bante hai ehsaas se
Riste bante hai Vishwas se
Tera mera rishta hai Khaas
Wish you a Diwali Jhakas!!!

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside

Aaj se aap ke yaha….dhan ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka…. vaas ho, sankatto ka nash ho
har dil par aapka…. raj ho, unnati ka sar par…. taj ho
ghar me shanti ka…. vaas ho

Diye ki roshni se sab andhera dur ho jaye,
Dua h ki jo chaho wo khusi manjur ho jaye

Gattu- jab Rocket phootta hai to Light pehle dikhti hai
aur aawaz baad main aati hai….
Battu- kyuki humari aakhein aagey hai aur kaan peechhe…..

Amitabh – Mere Paas Rocket Hai,
Shurli Hai,
Chakri Hai,
Murga Bumb Hai,
Anaar Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Shashi Kapoor –
Mere Paas
MAA…Chis Hai!

Har ghar mein ho ujaala, aaye naa kabhi raat kali,
Har ghar me mane khushiya, har ghar me ho Diwali

Charo aur diya jalao, apne ghar ko khub sajao, aaj ki rat patakhe jalao, diwali ko achhi tarah manao.