Diwali SMS

Happy Diwali SMS For You

May the lamps of Diwali illuminate your life, may the colours of rangoli usher in happiness, may the delicious Diwali desserts add sweetness to your life, and may Goddess Lakshmi shower you with all that you have wished for.

May Maa Lakshmi shower you with her choicest blessings, and may you get rid of all your sorrows and agony this Diwali.

May the lights of Deepavali illuminate your life, and may you be blessed with Goddess Lakshmi’s choicest blessings.

A very Happy Diwali and a prosperous New Year to you and your loved ones.

This Diwali, may Goddess Lakshmi remove all the negativity from your life. May you be showered with happiness, good health, wealth and good luck. A very happy Diwali to you and your family.

This Diwali, may Goddess Lakshmi remove all the troubles from your life. May you be showered with happiness, good health, wealth and riches.

May the auspicious day of Deepavali bring you all the goodness in the world. May you be showered with good health, wealth, a happy and prosperous life.

May your Diwali be free from darkness and abundant with light. Happy Diwali

May Deepavali’s light brighten your days this Diwali. Happy Deepavali

May your festival of light celebrations be fun, safe, and spiritual. Happy Diwali

May light always guide your way this Diwali and all year long. Happy Diwali

May your Diwali be as sweet as the candy you consume to celebrate it. Happy Diwali

May the warmth and brightness of the Diwali lights shine on you all year. Happy Diwali

29 Wonderful Diwali SMS In English

A very happy diwali to you and your beautiful family. May God give you all that you want and need in your life. Enjoy the festival with lots of light.

0 days 12 hours 720 minutes 3200 seconds are left.. I think I am the first person to wish You Happy Diwali..

Delightful laddos, Incandecent diyas, whole lot of fun, A big stock of masti, Lots of mithai, Innemurable fireworks. Wishing you a super Diwali.

Diwali is a symbol of HOPE for humankind. May it bring universal compassion, inner joy of peace, love and the awareness of ONENESS to all. Happy Diwali.

I wanna wish everyone celebrating Diwali anywhere in the world lots of love and togetherness. I miss my family today. thank god I have you guys. Happy Diwali.

Light a lamp of love. Blast a chain of sorrow. Shoot a rocket of prosperity. Fire a flowerpot of happiness. Wish you and your family sparkling Diwali.

Light for your bright future, Crackers to demolish your failure, Rangoli for a colorful life. Happy Diwali.

Like the colors of rangoli, may this Diwali brighten up your life! Happy Diwali to a wonderful friend.

May millions of lamps illuminate your life with endless joy, prosperity, health and wealth forever… Wishing you and your family a very Happy Diwali

May the beauty of deepavali season fill your home with happiness and may the coming year provide you with all that brings you joy..

May the divine light of Diwali
spread into your Life
peace, prosperity, happiness
and good health.
Happy Diwali.

O Ram! The light of lights,
the self-luminous inner light of the Self is ever shining steadily in the chamber of your heart. Happy Diwali.

Sit quietly. Close your eyes. Withdraw your senses.
Fix the mind on a supreme light and enjoy the real Deepavali,
by attaining illumination of the soul.

Sun glows for a day, candle for an hour, matchstick for a minute, but a wish can glow for days forever, so here is my wish for glowing Diwali, glowing life.

The sweet smell of flowers, array of colours. Diwali is here firecrackers are heard, candles are lit. Presents are given, We pray to the Gods as Diwali is here.

This is a special time when family and friends get together for fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days in this festive season of diwali. Happy Diwali

This is a special time when family
And friends get together for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In festive season of Diwali and always.

This is to formally announce that I have started accepting diwali gifts by cash, cheques and credit card etc. Avoid last day rush. Send now. Happy diwali.

Wish that with this Diwali, your success goes up like a rocket! And all your problems are blasted away with crackers. Wish you a very HAPPY DIWALI.

1 heart
2 eyes
7 liters of blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion DNAs
All wishing you a very very

With Gleam of Diyas,
And the Echo of the Chants,
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life !
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali !!!

I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI.

Troubles as light as Air, Love as deep as the Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds, Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali.
Diwali ki Shubhkamana!

Three people were asking for your mobile no. We didn’t give ur no.
But we gave them ur home address. They are coming this Diwali.
Please welcome them as we have requested them to stay with you forever.

This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD etc. Avoid last day rush.

I went to the shops to buy a gift for you on Diwali. I found many things but the most precious thing was not there in any store. Because it’s in my heart for you in the form of prayers and lots of lots of wishes for you. May this deepavali brings your more happiness, prosperity and luck for you.
My heart says that.

Look Outside It’s Pleasant
LIGHTS Smiling For u
CANDLES Dancing For u
FAIRIES Waiting For u
Because I Ask them 2 Wish You HAPPY DIWALI !

Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
and you do not know what it will bring back,
a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country

May The Passion And Splendor,
That Are A Part Of This
Auspicious Holy Fesitival,
Fill Your Entire Life With Prosperity,
Happiness, And A Much Brighter Future,
And Bring To You Joy And Love,
For The Whole Upcoming Year.
Warm Wishes On This Festival Of Light
To You And Your Family.

29 Cool Diwali SMS In Hindi

लक्ष्मी आए इतनी कि
सब जगह आपका नाम हो,
दिन रात व्यापार बढ़े
आपका इतना अधिक काम हो,
घर और समाज में
आप बने सरताज,
यहीं कामना है हमारी
आपके लिए,
दिवाली की ढेरों शुभकामनाएं!

झिलमिलाते दीपों की
रोशनी से प्रकाशित
ये दीपावली आपके
घर में
सुख समृद्धि और
आशीर्वाद ले कर आए
शुभ दीपावली!

ये दिवाली आपके जीवन
में खुशियों की बरसात
धन और शौहरत की
बौछार करे,
दिवाली की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं!

दीपक का प्रकाश हर
पल आपके जीवन में
नई रोशनी लाए,
बस यही शुभकामना
है आपके लिए इस
दीपावली में।
शुभ दीपावली!

दीपावली आए तो
रंगी रंगोली,
दीप जलाए, धूम
छोड़ा पटाखा, जली
सबको भाए..
आप सबको दीपावली
की शुभकामनाएं!

इस दिवाली में यही
कामना है कि
सफलता आपके कदम चूमे
और खुशी आपके आसपास हो।
माता लक्ष्मी की कृपा आप पर बनी रहे।

आपको आशीर्वाद मिले गणेश से
विद्या मिले सरस्वती से
दौलत मिले लक्ष्मी से
प्यार मिले सब से
दिवाली के अवसर पर
यही दुआ है दिल से
हैप्पी दिवाली!

श्री राम जी आपके संसार में
सुख की बरसात करें,
और दुखों का नाश करें
प्रेम की फुलझड़ी से
आपका घर आंगन रौशन हो
आपको दीपावली की
हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं!

दीपावली है पर्व दीपों का,
खुशियों और आनंद का,
उजाला और उल्लास का
दीपावली की हार्दिक

दीप जलते जगमगाते रहें,
हम आपको, आप हमें
याद आते रहें,
जब तक जिंदगी है,
दुआ है हमारी कि,
आप चाँद की तरह
जगमगाते रहें,
दिवाली की ढेरों शुभकामनाएं!

दीपावली आए
साथ अपने खुिशयां लाए
बिछड़े थे हम जिनके
साथ बचपन में,
फुलझडि़यां उनकी याद लाए।
क्या हुआ अगर हम साथ
नहीं आज उनके,
उनकी याद लिए ये
दीपावली तो आए।
दीपावली की हार्दिक बधाई!

दिवाली में आपके यहां
धनराशि की बरसात हो,
माँ लक्ष्मी का वास हो,
और संकटों का नाश हो।
आप हर दिल पर राज करें
और आप के घर में
शांति का वास हो।
हैप्पी दीपावली!

योर आइस आर लाइक पटाखा,
योर लिप्स आर राॅकेट,
योर ईयर्स आर चकरी,
योर नोज़ फुलझड़ी,
योर स्टाईल अनार,
यू हैव बाॅम्ब
आकर मिलो वरना
आई एम कमिंग विथ

इस दिवाली जलाना हजारों दिये
खूब करना उजाला खुशी के लिए
एक कोने में एक दिया जलाना जरुर
जो जले उम्र भर हमारी दोस्ती के लिए
हैप्पी दिवाली!

साल भर भले ही
पड़ोसन को अपनी
शक्ल ना दिखाएं..
पर इस दीपावली में
लड्डू, जलेबी खाने,
आप उनके घर जरुर
जाएं शुभ दीपावली!

कुमकुम भरे कदमों से
लक्ष्मीजी आपके द्वार,
सुख संपत्ति
मिले आपको अपार
दिवाली की शुभकामनाएं
करें स्वीकार
विश यू हैप्पी दिवाली!

हर खुशी,
खुशी मांगे आपसे,
हर जि़ंदगी,
जि़ंदगी मांगे आपसे,
इतना उजाला हो
आपके जीवन में,
कि दिया भी रोशनी मांगे आपसे
हैप्पी दिवाली!

पूजा की थाली, रसोई में
पकवान, आंगन में दीया,
खुशियां हो तमाम,
हाथों में फुलझडि़यां,
रोशन हो जहां, मुबारक हो
आपको दिवाली मेरे यार!

दीयों की रोशनी,
पटाखों का धमाल,
सूरज की किरणें खुशियों की
बौछार, चांद की
चांदनी अपनों का प्यार,
मुबारक हो आपको
दिवाली का त्यौहार!

इस दीवाली के अवसर पर हम
चाहते हैं आपकी खुशी पूरे ईमान से
यही दुआ है कि सब हसरतें पूरी हो आपकी,
और आप मुस्कुराएं दिल-ओ-जान से!

इस दिवाली पर हमारी
कामना है कि आपका हर
सपना पूरा हो और आप
सफलता के उंचे
मुकाम पर पहुंचे
दीपावली की शुभकामनाएं
आपको और आपके अपनों को।

दीयों से रोशन हो आपके घर द्वार,
खुशियां आएं बार बार, सफलता हर
दम करे आपका इंतज़ार,
शुभ कामनाओं के साथ
मनाओ दिवाली का त्यौहार

श्री राम जी आपके
दुखों का नाश करें
और आपके जीवन में
सुख लाएं, रोशनी के दीये आपके
घर में खुशहाली लाएं,
दीपावली की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं!

सागर भरी खुशियां,
आसमान भरा प्यार,
मिठाई की खुशबू,
दीपों की बहार,
मुबारक हो आपको
दिवाली का त्यौहार
हैप्पी दिवाली!

रात थी पूरी काली
लाइफ थी एकदम खाली
फिर सब कुछ गया बदल
जब आप आए हमारे
घर दिवाली पर..
हैप्पी वाली दिवाली है!

खुशी आसपास घूमती रहे,
यश इतना फैले की
कस्तूरी शरमा जाए,
लक्ष्मी की कृपा इतनी हो कि
बालाजी भी देखते रह जाएं,
हैप्पी दिवाली!

दीपक की रोशनी
मिठाईयों की मिठास
पटाखों की बौछार
धन धान की बरसात हर पल
हर दिन आपके लिए लाए
धनतेरस का त्यौहार
हैप्पी दिवाली!

दीपावली में खूब
बम, पटाखे चलाएं
पड़ोसियों की नींद उड़ाएं
और लोगों को बहरा
बनाएं आपको दीपावली की हार्दिक

इस दिवाली में हमारी
कामना है कि आपका हर
सपना पूरा हो,
और आप सफलता के
उंचे मुकाम पर हांे
दीपावली की हार्दिक बधाई
और शुभकामनाएं!

Funny Text Messages In Hindi

Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai k insaan pehle bander tha,
plz ghussa nahi hona kyonke jub tum ghussa hote ho to lagta hai insaan aaj bhi bander hai

Girl- Plz send me some good jokes.
Boy- Main padhai kar raha hun…
After 2 min.
Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.

Negro died & reachd heaven !
ANGEL-Who are u?
NEGRO-(to impress)m Leonardo (TITANIC HERO)
ANGEL gets cnfusd & askd othr angel:

Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!

Shunty : Insaan ko zindagi mein koi bhi problem ho to
kiske paas jaana chaahiye?
Bunty : Kisaan ke paas.
Shunty : Kyon?
Bunty : Uske paas HAL hota hai.

Pappu pravachan sun ke ghar aaya
aur apni biwi ko godh mein utha liya.
Biwi: Pravachan mein romance sikhaya hai kya?
Pappu : Nahi, pravachan mein kaha ki apne dukhon ko khud uthaao.

Happy Diwali Text Sms

May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your
Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Deepawali

May The Millions of Lamps Illuminate Your Life With Endless
Wish u and your family a HAPPY DEEPAWALI

May The Passion And Splendor,
That Are A Part Of This
Auspicious Holy Fesitival,
Fill Your Entire Life With Prosperity,
Happiness, And A Much Brighter Future,
And Bring To You Joy And Love,
For The Whole Upcoming Year.
Warm Wishes On This Festival Of Light
To You And Your Family.

DIYAS – to drive away darkness.
FIREWORKS – to sparkle up the night.
And lots of MITHAI – to celebrate the Festival of Light.
Wishing you a very Happy Diwali

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire,
But not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali
With a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

Look Outside It’s Pleasant
LIGHTS Smiling For you
CANDLES Dancing For you
FAIRIES Waiting For you
Because I Ask them 2 Wish You HAPPY DIWALI

Friends are awesome, friends are great;
Good times or bad, they’re always straight
Every sphere of our lives they permeate;
They’re God’s gift, our life they elevate;
They share everything, important or even innate
Here’s Diwali wish, no one can replicate!

Today’s the `Festival of Lights’ all over,
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls,
Laughter and smiles for many days,
Let there be triumph in every way…….!!!
Wish You Happy Diwali

A day before Diwali
Giving the insight of festivities
With the boom of crackers
And sparking of diyas
Welcome the real celebrations
Of big day with open arms.
Have a Miraculous & Happy DIWALI

F – Fun n Celebration
A – Affection n Love
M – Moments of togetherness
I – Innumerable gifts & goodies
L – Lights n fireworks
Y – Yummy laddoos n mithai
FAMILY is about all these and more on Diwali…
And your warm presence adds all the sparkles to our celebrations!
Happy Diwali with lots of Love

Enoy this Diwali With Diyas, Colorful Light Lamps and Fireworks
To Announce The Arrival Of The The Festival Of Lights!
Diwali Is Here To Pull Us Out
Of The Darkness Into The Shining Light
Where Love And Peace Reigns…….

You drive away darkness and sparkle up my days with joy!
No wonder Diwali reminds me of You!
Happy Diwali

Warmth of Joy, Glow of Happiness,
Sparkle of Happiness, Light of Good Fortunes,
Rangoli of Love And Affection
May You Be Blessed with all these & More!
Happy Diwali!

A Simple exercise just for you-
Put your right hand on your left shoulder
and left hand on the right shoulder
Now Squeeze gently!
You have received a BIG HUG from me
Very Happy Diwali my Friends and My Cute Girlfriend…..

Wishing you and your family,
Health, Success, Prosperity, Peace, cheer
And a journey towards the never-ending LIGHT & LOVE.
May this Diwali light up new dreams, fresh hopes
And fill your days with pleasant surprises and good moments……