10 Text Messages Of Angry
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Do not teach your children never to be angry; teach them how to be angry.
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, ‘You promised me two weeks ago, that you would never cheat on me again!’ Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, ‘Take it easy Dear, can’t you see I’m trying to taper off?’
The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
When anger rises, think of the consequences.
Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love.
Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.
There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.
If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day. When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
I have, to be honest with myself. I think I am going to get booed badly. I am very well aware that some fans are very angry.