Exam SMS

15 Exam SMS

Warriors. Wakeup..
It’s time 4 d battle!
Refill ur pens,
Clear d dust 4m ur txt books,
C ur syllabus & plan ur zones..
War begins in 17 days..!

Exams are like girl friends
– too many questions
– difficult to understand
– more explanation is needed
– result is always fail! :d

The probability of a topic
Coming in exam increases exponentially,
If one decides to leave the topic completely….

Xams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
We dont care !!

First line to write in exams:
All the answers written below
Are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
Is unintentional and purely accidental

Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.

It takes
3 months for a writer
2 months for a doctor
1 month for a lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

A father asks peon: how are the studies in this college?
Where do i see my son in future?
Peon: the future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
Holdin d question paper in hand
N tellin ur self
Dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
& collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
Only exam days

The law sayz,
If u can’t convince someone, confuse them!
Do u know which law it is?
This is “law of answering in examination”…:-)

7 things students do
During exams preparation:
1- sleeping
2- eating
3- texting
4- watch movies
5-chat with friends
6- dream of touching books
7- ask others
Studied something?

My nights are going sleepless,
My days are going useless.
So i asked god,
Is this love?
God replied,
No dear, exams is near

Exam Text Sms

Bad grades like your exes. Best forgotten, because you know that you can do much better. All the best.

Make the most of your exams because it is the only time your parents won’t mind if you stay up all night at the pretext of studying. Enjoy and good luck.

You have the sharpest memory anyone has ever got, so ace your exams by giving it your best shot. All the best.

Do you worry about losing before you start playing ball with your friends? Then why worry about failing before you even start giving your exams? Good luck mate.

Good luck strikes when you least expect it too. Guess what, it just struck you with this message. All the best.

Nothing can come in-between you and your destiny, if you grab hold of every opportunity. Nothing can come in-between you and your fate, if you strive to be great. Nothing can come in-between you and success, if you give it your best shot and nothing less. Good luck for your exams.

Being successful in exams and tests is a simple two step process – believe in yourself and back it up with plain old hard work. Good luck.

Stop feigning nervousness before exams just so that you can get your friends to pamper you and reassure you that you are brilliant.

Passing your exams with good grades will gradually make a strong foundation which will help you create rainbows even when you face severe storms in life. Good luck.

Don’t let these puny exams get in the way of your big dreams and ambitions. Save all the stress for bigger things in life. Good luck.

Best Wishes For Exam

Luck is for the lazy, success is for those who work hard.

Exams don’t test your knowledge as much as they test your state of mind. Be relaxed and calm down, I am sure you will do fine. Best wishes to you.

Luck is a funny thing because sometimes it can be good and sometimes it can be bad. So take matters in your own hand, study hard and stop relying on something so fickle. All the best.

These exams are your opportunity at proving your worth to everyone around you. Grab it and do your best, don’t let it pass through. Good luck.

An exam is not just about finishing just another paper. It is a chance to do well and silence your naysayers. Good luck.

Good grades are life’s way of saying that there is a bright future in store for you. Good luck.

Do you want to know a secret way to get your parents to stop nagging, grounding and advising you throughout the year? Just do well in your exams. Good luck.

Luck chooses its recipients very carefully and it only comes to those who believe in themselves and those who are prepared to win. So be confident and don’t let the stress of your exams get under your skin. Good luck.

Every exam is a step on the ladder of your life. Do well so that you have something rock solid to hold it all together. Good luck.

Hundreds and thousands of people in the world give exams every day. Surely, something so common and ordinary can’t be too difficult. Good luck.

Exam SMS Wishes

The best way to motivate yourself is to stop stressing about what’ll happen when things go wrong and start thinking about how awesome life will be when they go right. Good luck.

Exams are like ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends. Their thoughts harass you until late at night, turn your life upside down and cut you off from the rest of the world. All you can do is get over them as quickly as you can. Good luck.

As your girlfriend, it is my responsibility to wish you good luck for your exams with a hug and reward you with a sweet kiss if you do well. Here’s a hug and I hope that you earn your kisses. All the best.

The easiest way to do well in your exams is to treat them like a giant punching bag. Use all the strength of your memory and punch the daylight of your tests. All the very best.

Everyone knows you are the best student out there. All you need to do is work hard and revise with care. Good luck.

Let your hard work propel you to a speed so fast that good luck has no choice but to ride with a winner like you. All the best for your exams.

Nothing can stop you from doing your best, nothing can pull you down – as long as you start studying hard and stop fooling around. Good luck.

Don’t let shabby grades smear your beautiful personality. Good luck.

If you hate any of your teachers for giving you detention, this is your chance to get back them by scoring well and earning their admiration. Good luck for your exams.

If the stress of an exam is bringing you down, just think of studying hard as falling on a trampoline. The harder you fall, the higher you will rise. All the best.

Exam Text Sms

It takes 15 trees to Produce the amount Of paper that we Use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble Cause of saving trees. Say no to exams.

Exams are there, At the paper u stare; The answer is nowhere, Which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, The grades r not fair, But just like the past 20 yrs, We don’t care !!

There are six components of wellness: Proper weight and diet,Proper exercise, Breaking the smoking habit,
Control of alcohol, Stress management and Periodic exams.

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, Head, i go to sleep. Tail, i watch a movie. If it stands on the edge i’ll study

To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

Human brain is the most Outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, And stop only when we enter the examination hall.

A golden message for youngsters. A bright future can give u many beautiful girls. But a beautiful girl cannot give u a bright future!

To achieve great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.