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Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : Only exam days

The law sayz, If u can’t convince someone, confuse them! Do u know which law it is? This is “law of answering in examination”…:-)

7 things students do
During exams preparation:
1- sleeping
2- eating
3- texting
4- watch movies
5-chat with friends
6- dream of touching books
&
7- ask others
Studied something?

My nights are going sleepless, My days are going useless. So i asked god, Is this love?
God replied, No dear, exams is near

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and Be self equipped with facts and figures To conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams

A hot girl gets in professors cabin and says:
I’ll do anything to pass!!
Prof: anything?
Girl: yes!
Prof: sure??
Girl: yes!
Prof: then prepare for u r exams

To be a good professional, Always start to study late for exams. Because it teaches how to manage time And tackle emergencies!!

Rain of summer, snow of winter, Grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season Give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May god suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best

As long as learning is linked with earning, As long as jobs can only be reached through studying, We must take this examination system seriously. Best of luck!

Our parents have many Options for us like Poison Sleeping pill Hanging by neck Throwing from building But i don’t know why do they choose education

Warriors. Wake up.. It’s time 4 d battle! Refill ur pens, Clear the dust 4m ur text books, C your syllabus & plan your zones.. War begins in 17 days..!

Exams are like girl friends
– too many questions
– difficult to understand
– more explanation is needed
– result is always fail! :d

The probability of a topic Coming in exam increases exponentially, If one decides to leave the topic completely….

exams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
We don’t care !!

First line to write in exams:
All the answers written below
Are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblance to text book
Is unintentional and purely accidental

Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughter’s.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.

It takes
3 months for a writer
2 months for a doctor
1 month for a lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

A father asks peon: how are the studies in this college?
Where do i see my son in future?
Peon: the future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Whats the height of hope?? It is: sitting in d exam hall, Holding d question paper in hand N telling your self Dude,don’t worry.Exams will get postponed!

The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely.

Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : “only exam days”

To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, is this love? GOD replied, dear, result is near.

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study.

According to newton’s 4th law for exams every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God succeed u in every exams of ur life.

Exams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Exams!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question