Diwali (Punjabi) SMS

Diwali diyaan lakh lakh vadayian hon sare desh vasiyan nu. Rab sab diyan murada nu pura kare. Jai maa lakshami.

Din khushiyan da aaj aya
Dewaya naaal veda jagmagya
Bachya ne aaj bumb chalya
Chacha khush cahachi vi khus
Aaj khush hoi sadi tayi
Is vaar diwali di tahnu sarye nu wadai bai wadai

Main jithe jithe javan tuhada chehra dikhda hai
Par is wich tuhada koi kusur nahi
Kyunki aj sab chehre khushi naal iko jehe lag rahe han

Happy DIWALI…!!

Khushiyan lake aayi diwali
cham cham kare diviyan di thali
Barfi jalebi te rasgulla main kha layi mithayian di thali
dekho dekho aayi diwali
Happy Diwali

Asi mobile on rakhya te tere sms da intzaar kita,
tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
tusi sms karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita. .. . .
– – — -happy diwali- — – –

husband: raat nu main ek movie vekhi
ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
wife: kehdi movie vekhi?
husband: apne viyah di. .. . .
– – — -happy diwali- — – –

asi tuhade dil wich rehnde han,
ise layi har dard sehnde han,
kite satho pehlan tusi sms na likh devo,
asi sawere sawere happy diwali kehnde haan. . .. .

tuhanu ashirwad mile ganesh da
vidya mile saraswati di,
daulat mile laxmi di,
khushiya milan rab to,
pyaar mile sab to,
ehi ardas karde han dil to.. . .. .

puja di thali,rasoi wich pakwan,
wehde wich khushian te khush hai sara jahan,
hathan wich pholjhadiyan te saare patake wajaan,
mubarak hove tuhanu diwali meri jaan. . .. .

ashirwad mile wadian da,
sahyog mile apnya da
khusiya milan jag diyan
doulat mile rub di. . .. .
eh hi ardas karde han dilo. . .. .
“happy diwali. . .. .

asi tuhade dil wich rehnde han,
ise layi har dard sehnde han,
kite satho pehlan tusi sms na likh devo,
asi sawere sawere happy diwali kehnde han. . .. .

Diwali aayi, masti chhahi, rang rangoli,
deeve jalave, dhoom dhadaka,chhadya phataka, jaliyan phuljadiyan,
sabnu bhave “happy diwali”. .

Twinkle twinkle jatt di car,
khadke glassi in the bar,
punjabi bhangra te
chicken fry,
always talli
never cry. .. . .
– – — -happy diwali- — – –

kudiyan vich koi sassi labhda,
koi labhda heer
assi ta yaaro sahiba labhni,
te kuttne ohde veer.. .. . .
– – — -happy diwali- — – –

oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.. .. . .
– – — -happy diwali- — – –

ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh
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.
je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee. .. . .
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bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. .. . .
– – — -happy diwali- — – –

chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
haathi: 1 saal, te teri?
chuha: umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.. .. . .
– – — -happy diwali- — – –

ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si,
sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
chuha kehnda, “nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke”. .. . .
– – — -happy diwali- — – –

hollywod in punjabi version:
jarrasic park:dainasour gujjar da
mr bean:gunga gujar,
spider man:jale wala gujar
super man:urne wala gujjar
titanic:kashti gujjar di. .. . .
– – — -happy diwali- — – –

tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal
sohne sunakhe punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.. .. . .
– – — -happy diwali- — –

to tuhade ithe dhan di barasat hove,
laxmi da vaas hove, har dil te tuhada raj hove,
ghar wich shanti da vaas hove. . .. .
happy Deepavali. . .. .

pyar da diva jagao,
dukhan nu door pajao,
khushiyan di shurli chalao
sab nu mithayian khawao. . .. .

din khushiyan da aaj aya dewaya naaal veda
jagmagya bachya ne aaj bumb chalya chacha
khush cahachi vi khus aaj khush hoi sadi tayi is
vaar diwali di tahnu sarye nu wadai bai wadai. . .. .!