Latest Happy Diwali Punjabi SMS

Twinkle twinkle jatt di car,
khadke glassi in the bar,
punjabi bhangra te
chicken fry,
always talli
never cry. .. . .
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kudiyan vich koi sassi labhda,
koi labhda heer
assi ta yaaro sahiba labhni,
te kuttne ohde veer.. .. . .
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oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.. .. . .
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ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh
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je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee. .. . .
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bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. .. . .
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chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
haathi: 1 saal, te teri?
chuha: umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.. .. . .
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ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si,
sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
chuha kehnda, “nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke”. .. . .
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hollywod in punjabi version:
jarrasic park:dainasour gujjar da
mr bean:gunga gujar,
spider man:jale wala gujar
super man:urne wala gujjar
titanic:kashti gujjar di. .. . .
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tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal
sohne sunakhe punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.. .. . .
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to tuhade ithe dhan di barasat hove,
laxmi da vaas hove, har dil te tuhada raj hove,
ghar wich shanti da vaas hove. . .. .
happy Deepavali. . .. .

pyar da diva jagao,
dukhan nu door pajao,
khushiyan di shurli chalao
sab nu mithayian khawao. . .. .

din khushiyan da aaj aya dewaya naaal veda
jagmagya bachya ne aaj bumb chalya chacha
khush cahachi vi khus aaj khush hoi sadi tayi is
vaar diwali di tahnu sarye nu wadai bai wadai. . .. .!