Naughty SMS

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Clouds r white but the sky is blue
monkey like u should b kept in the zoo
don’t get angry you’ll find me there too
not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!

“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the PRINCIPAL!

A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell.
Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Don’t call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Saab.

Very important health tips for 2009
don’t eat
burgers,
pizzas,
chat,
ice cream,
&
chocolate,
Without
ME!

WARNING!
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!!
But..
How lucky u r…..!
“No Brain”
“No Tension”

Friendship
Is
A
Sea
&
Friends r fishes.
u r my golden fish.
i will keep u safe.
if u try to go away 4rm me
i will Fry u

PLEASE DO DIS SMALL PRAYER B4R ENTERING OFFICE
Dear God, I beg u!
Give me the wisdom
to understand my boss.
Give me the Love to forgive him.
Give me the patience to understand his deeds.
But Dearest God,
don’t give me the Power
because if u give me the Power
I’ll BREAK HIS HEAD…

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
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Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.

Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.

Old phrase:
A bird in hand is better
than to in bush.
New phrase:
A boot on bush is
better than two in foot