Political SMS

The Latest New Dance Craze
Is Called
“The Politician”
It’s Two Steps Forward,
One Step Backward
And Then
A Sidestep ;-> :

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite
at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe police diploma after MBA.
Sweeper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for mad’s of India.

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.