Funny Text Messages


Life without ur sms is tea w/o sugar, coffee w/o milk, bread w/o butter, salad w/o onion, candy w/o cream, chicken w/o spice, ice cream w/o ice, me w/o u!

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

1 word frees us of all da weight and pain of life, that word is love.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.

I may not be a clock that may text you 24hrs a day but my heart will be like a clock that will not stop caring & saying u r always remembered. Take care

H.o.l.l.a.n.d. – hope our love lasts and never dies.
I.t.a.l.y. – i trust and love you.
L.i.b.y.a. – love is beautiful; you also.
F.r.a.n.c.e. – friendships remain and

I always think about u.
I can’t live without u.
I really need u.
I’m totally mad about u.
I just wanna be with u.
I’m crazy 4 u.
I wanna marry u.
I love u.
My neighbour say all this to me

I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure in the world of aids than i ever did in the cut-throat, competitive world in which i spent my life.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

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