Wonderful Sms Of Marriage
Wife: (standing in front of mirror) i am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?
Funny husband: your eyesight is still excellent !
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. – john mortimer, the trials of rumpole
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Son: how much does it cost to get married, dad?
Father: i don’t know son, i’m still paying for it.
They say it takes a village to raise a child. That may be the case,
But the truth is that it takes a lot of solid, stable marriages to create a village.
Coming together is the beginning.
Keeping together is progress.
Working together is success.
Women r confusing… Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn’t love. – mignon mclaughlin, the second neurotic’s notebook, 1966
I got gaps; you got gaps; we fill each other’s gaps.