Hilarious Funny SMS
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy, by the time she gets ready, no other place is open!
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy a cow can’t fly!
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
And kills by his bills.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say that she’s no good