Marriage SMS - Page 10

It is true that love is blind, but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Marriage: a word which should be pronounced “mirage.” – herbert spencer

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. – marlene dietrich

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, “ok, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.”

Prospective husband: do you have a book called ‘man, the master of women’?
Salesgirl: the fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot. – minnie pearl
Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. – francis rodman

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo…

The husband is the head of the family,
But
Wife is the neck of the family,
Which
Can turn the head any where she wants 😉

You know what i did before i married? Anything i wanted to!!

Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. – helen rowland

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: how do you hang on to someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?
The war of the roses

If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, it’s because
They take better care of it.

Marriage – an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her masters.

They do not love who do not show their love.
William shakespeare

If you live to be a hundred, i want
To live to be a hundred minus one day,
So i never have to live without you.
Winnie the pooh

Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.

Wasn’t marriage, like life, unstimulating and unprofitable and somewhat empty when too well ordered and protected and guarded. Wasn’t it finer, more splendid, more nourishing, when it was, like life itself, a mixture of the sordid and the magnificent; of mud and stars; of earth and flowers; of love and hate and laughter and tears and ugliness and beauty and hurt. – edna ferber,

May your joys be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Wedding rings: the world’s smallest handcuffs.

We must remember that we’re not teaching skills to equip me to get what i want
And you to get what you want. Instead we must focus on teaching skills that will equip
Us to keep our relationship, our “us-ness”, and our marriage alive.
Terry hargrave

For a marriage to have any chance, every day at least six things should go unsaid.

Bride: a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family and friends.
I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,
He said one that would make me his wife.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Think not because you are now wed
That all your courtship’s at an end.
~antonio hurtado de mendoza

A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into thousand pieces while a woman’s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace…

The question is asked, “is there anything more
Beautiful in life than a young couple clasping hands
And pure hearts in the path of marriage? Can there be
Anything more beautiful than young love?”
And the answer is given. “yes, there is a more
Beautiful thing. It is the spectacle of an old man and an
Old woman finishing their journey together on that path.
Their hands are gnarled, but still clasped; their faces are
Seamed, but still radiant; their hearts are physically
Bowed and tired, but still strong with love and devotion for
One another. Yes, there is a more beautiful thing than
Young love. Old love.”

Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Saying divorce is normal is like saying polio is normal, so let’s just focus all our resources
On building a better iron lung – not spend money to develop a vaccine.
Diane sollee

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.” – milton berle

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!

All those “and they lived happily ever after” fairy tale endings need to be
Changed to “and they began the very hard work of making their marriages happy.”
Linda miles

He who finds a wife finds what is good.

My wife and i took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.

Marriage is not a noun; it’s a verb. It isn’t something you get. It’s something you do. It’s the way you love your partner every day.”

I was burned out from exhaustion, buried in the hail, poisoned in the bushes,
Blown out on the trail; hunted like a crocodile, ravaged in the corn,
“come in,” she said, “i’ll give ya shelter from the storm.”

We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck. But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness.” – ellen goodman

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.”

Then marriage may be said to be past in all quietnesse, when the wife is blind, and the husband deafe. – thomas heywood, “dialogues”

Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. – virginie des rieux, epigrams

An old man who marries a young wife grows younger – but she grows older.” – folk saying

A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers. – african proverb

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. – stephen leacock, literary lapses, 1910

When people tell me they’ve learned from experience, i tell them the trick is
To learn from other people’s experience.
Warren buffett

I think a man and a woman should choose each other for life, for the
Simple reason that a long life with all its accidents is barely enough time for
A man and a woman to understand each other and. . . To understand – is to love.”