13 Sms Of Marriage

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo…

The husband is the head of the family,
But
Wife is the neck of the family,
Which
Can turn the head any where she wants 😉

You know what i did before i married? Anything i wanted to!!

Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. – helen rowland

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: how do you hang on to someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?
The war of the roses

If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, it’s because
They take better care of it.

Marriage – an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her masters.

They do not love who do not show their love.
William shakespeare

If you live to be a hundred, i want
To live to be a hundred minus one day,
So i never have to live without you.
Winnie the pooh

Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.

Wasn’t marriage, like life, unstimulating and unprofitable and somewhat empty when too well ordered and protected and guarded. Wasn’t it finer, more splendid, more nourishing, when it was, like life itself, a mixture of the sordid and the magnificent; of mud and stars; of earth and flowers; of love and hate and laughter and tears and ugliness and beauty and hurt. – edna ferber,

May your joys be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.