Marriage Text SMS
Do not pray to marry the one that you love,
But to love the one that you marry.
Marriage still confers one very special privilege – only a married person can get divorced.
One should never know too precisely whom one has married. – friedrich nietzsche
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somewhat deteriorate during the night.
All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.
Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “am i too late for the garbage?” following her down the street i yelled, “no, jump in!”
It isn’t tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it’s separating himself from all the others. – helen rowland, violets and vinegar
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “yes dear”
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. – h.l. mencken, a book of burlesques, 1916