10 Sms Of Marriage

Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

Wife : ‘do you want dinner?’
Husband: ‘sure! What are my choices?’
Wife: ‘yes or no.’

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.” – mignon mclaughlin

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

Q: what is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ?
A: apologize !!!

Different phases of a man:
After engagement: superman
After marriage: gentleman
After 10 years: watchman
After 20 years: doberman

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder. – thornton wilder

Any married man should forget his mistakes – no use two people remembering the same thing. – duane dewel

If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. – tommy manville