Marriage SMS - Page 11

It’s easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it. – gene perret

If you didn’t want to be improved, you shouldn’t have gotten married.
Nancy (mrs scott) stanley

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. – joseph joubert

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – rita rudner

One of the first things a relationship therapist learns is that couples argue to burn up energy that could be used for something else. In fact, arguments often serve the purpose of using up energy, so that the couple do not have to take the courageous, creative leap into an unknown they fear. Arguing serves the function of being a zone of familiarity into which you can retreat when you are afraid of making a creative breakthrough.

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

There is nothing more admirable than two people who see eye-to-eye
Keeping house as man and wife, confounding their enemies, and delighting
Their friends.

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. – ruth bell graham

After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her – and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. – helen rowland

May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfillment

We don’t love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities.” – jacques maritain

Ram: “my wife has the worst memory”.
Shyam: “does she forget everything?”
Ram: “no, she remembers everything”.

To keep the fire burning brightly there’s one easy rule: keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart-about a finger’s breadth-for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.”

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. – nick faldo

May ur heart be happy & ur days be bright.
May ur roads be smooth & ur burdens be light…
May u find the dreams & touch the stars & never forget how special u r.
God bless u….

What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. – nathaniel hawthorne

Feminists are ok, i just wouldn’t want my sister to marry one.

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. – paul sweeney

Thus dante’s motto over inferno applies with equal force to marriage: “ye who enter here leave all hope behind.” – emma goldman,

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. – st. Jerome, attack on jovinian

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live. – mignon mclaughlin, the second neurotic’s notebook, 1966

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here’s to you, my beautiful bride.

The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife.

The first duty of love is to listen.
Paul tillich

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. – benjamin disraeli

When there is love in a marriage, there is harmony in the home; when there is harmony
In the home, there is contentment in the community; when there is contentment in the
Community, there is propsertiy in the nation; when there is prosperity in the nation,
There is peace in the world.

Being asked whether it’s better to marry or not, he (socrates) replied, “whichever you do you will repent it”

May you grow so rich your widow’s second husband never has to worry about a living, god forbid.

Some girls get married for financial security; others get divorced for the same reason.

When things go wrong
When sadness fills ur heart
When tears flow in ur eyes
Always remember 3 things
God, ur parents & my best wishes
Best of luck

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that god can’t help but smile on it. – josh billings

My wife tells me she doesn’t care what i do when i’m away, as long as i’m not enjoying it. – lee trevino

Marriage orients men and women toward the future, asking them not just to commit to each
Other but to plan, to earn, to save, and to devote themselves to advancing their children’s prospects.

He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. – mae west

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love. – gene perret

Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
Something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.

My dad always asks my wife, “is he treating you right?” it reminds me of my responsibility
To be a good husband.

Write a list of ways that you have benefited from being married to your spouse. Then write a
List of your spouses positive patterns and qualities. Keep adding to the lists and reread them
Frequently.
Rabbi pliskin in marriage

May our children be blessed with rich parents

You can’t be value free when it comes to marriage.

Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it.

Once it’s established that we are a team, i can demand of you and expect you to
Demand of me. Life without pain is an addiction and the fantasy of perpetual happiness
Is like the “delusion of fusion.”
Carl whitaker

Q: why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: they’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time!

Perfection is what american women expect to find in their husbands, but english women only hope to find in their butlers.

And i shall love thee still my dear, until my wife is wise.

Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches, and heaven itself.”

Love and honour your patner,
Help and give service.
But do not bahave like a slave.