The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “i’ve found a man just like father!” her mother replied, “so what do you want from me, sympathy?”
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married? – barbra streisand
You don’t marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.”
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – sacha guitry, elles et toi, 1948
Marriage is like going to
A restaurant your choice
From the menu,
Then look at neighboring
Table n wish you”d ordered that….
A woman was telling her friend , “it was i who made my husband a millionaire.”
“and what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied, ” a multi-millionaire”.
If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
Divorce to like an amputation. Sometimes it’s necessary but it should be
Avoided if at all possible because it brings about a permanent disability.
A little boy asked his father, “daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” and the father replied, “i don’t know, son, i’m still paying for it.”
Ur happiness begins
With ur wonderful wedding day,
U?ll share everything together,
Through it all, ur love will stay.
Even with all its problems, i will support marriage as an institution
Until something better comes along.
My husband and i divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t.
In a time when nothing is more certain than change, the commitment of two people to one another has become difficult and rare. Yet, by its scarcity, the beauty and value of this exchange have only been enhanced. – robert sexton
What’s for dinner?” is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer. – mignon mclaughlin, the second neurotic’s notebook, 1966
Harassed husband: honey, i invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: what? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and i can’t cook meal.
Husband: I know all that.
Wife: then why did you invite the friend?
Husband: because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
The wedding march always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. – heinrich heine
Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter. – mignon mclaughlin, the second neurotic’s notebook, 1966
It is not from reason and prudence that people marry, but from inclination.” – samuel johnson
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit. – pliny the younger, letters
When we are listened to, it creates us, makes us unfold and expand.
This is what marriage really means: helping one another to reach the full status of being persons, responsible beings who do not run away from life”
What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are
Joined for life – to strengthen each other in all labor, to rest on each
Other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be one with
Each other in silent, unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting.
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation – “if i die and my husband re-marries, i want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels.”
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths.
No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they
Have been married a quarter of a century.
Sending u a good luck charm
May riches shine on u
Good luck dear!
Why men belive love marriages r better than arranged marriages? . . . . B”coz known devils r better than unknown ones…
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. – joey adams
Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful. – mignon mclaughlin, the second neurotic’s notebook, 1966
Son: is it true? Dad, i heard that in ancient china, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries.
Father: that happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors. – benjamin franklin
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying u really messed up my life…
A happy wedlock is a long falling in love.
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. – raymond hull
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. – emma goldman, marriage and love
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. – arthur baer
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. – samuel lichtenberg
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. – balzac, physiologie du mariage, 1829
I never knew what real happiness was until i got married. And by then it was too late. – max kauffman
Before marraige : mad for each other at the time of marraige : made for each other after marraige : mad bacause of each other.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
A great poet has seldom sung of lawfully wedded happiness, but of free and secret love; and in this respect, too the time is coming when there will no longer be one standard of morality for poetry and another for life. To anyone tender of conscience, the ties formed by a free connection are stronger than the legal ones. – ellen key