Marriage SMS - Page 9

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition – with the possible exception of closet space. – gene perret

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. – michel de montaigne

For most people, a life lived alone, with passing strangers or passing
Lovers, is incoherent and ultimately unbearable. Someone must be
There to know what we have done for those we love.

One day a man placed
An ad in the
Local classifieds: “wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “you can have mine.”

To the bride and groom – live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life…

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
Before the fight begins!

Some pray to marry the man they love,
My prayer will somewhat vary;
I humbly pray to heaven above
That i love the man i marry.

Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.” – mae west

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. – helen rowland

Never marry for money. Ye’ll borrow it cheaper. – scottish proverb

Before marriage: roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, i luv u.
After marriage: roses are dead, i’m blue. U r my headache, one day i’ll kill u.

Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends.

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has. – ralph waldo emerson, journals

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
Intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over
Experience.

A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he
Marries.” – anonymous quote

May the best of your past be the worst of your future

When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place”

When a guy is happily married, no matter what happens at work,
No matter what happens [during] the rest of the day, there’s a shelter
When you get home. There’s a knowledge, knowing that you can
Hug somebody without them throwing you downstairs and saying,
‘Get your hands off me.'”

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, i never got to sleep alone until i was married. – lewis grizzard

The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise from their not seeing them and being with them, but from their apprehension that their husbands are enjoying pleasures in which they do not participate, and which, from their being at a distance, they have not the power of interrupting. – michel de montaigne

I never married because i have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. – zsa zsa gabor

Be presidents of each other’s fan clubs.
Tony heath

Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. – countess of blessington

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

Divorce: the past tense of marriage.

What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?
George eliot

Love is no assignment for cowards.
Ovid

The most happy marriage i can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

Man at medical store: I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: oh! Sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, “bless you.” – robert brault

When the family collapses, it is the children that are usually damaged.
When it happens on a massive scale, the community itself is crippled.
President lyndon b. Johnson

Being heard is so close to being loved that for the average person, they are almost indistinguishable.
David augsburger

It is easier thing to be a lover than a husband, for the same
Reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than now and then.
Balzac

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

One of the great illusions of our time is that love is self-sustaining.
It is not. Love must be fed and nurtured, constantly renewed. That
Demands ingenuity and consideration, but first and foremost, it demands time.
David mace

Don’t marry the person you want to live with…
Marry the one you cannnot live without…
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. – anne taylor fleming

Love and commitment are rocks. Don’t let the running waters move your marriage rock.

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. – judith viorst

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books. – alan king

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he’ll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

Home Cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means…without information fighting everytime!
Wife on hearing this says,
It could also mean – with idiot for ever.

Marriage puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.

Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together.

Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

A husband’s last words should always be ‘ok buy it’.