Marriage SMS - Page 8

Marriage must constantly fight against a monster which devours everything: routine. – honore de balzac

Never strike your wife – even with a flower. – hindu proverb

The marriage state, with or without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of heaven and hell we are capable of receiving in this life. – richard steele, the spectator

Always listen to your wife. She gives you sound advice…. 99% sound and 1% advice.

A good marriage is a contest of generosity.
Diane Sawyer

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. – barnett r. Brickner

Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. – madeleine de scudery

Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.

There is a proverb. “as you have made your bed, so you must lie in
It, ” which is simply a lie. If i have made my bed uncomfortable, please god, i
Will make it again.
G.k. chesterson

The most effective
Way 2 remember
Ur wife’s birthday
Is 2 forget it once.

The reason they’re called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled – it’s just the opposite! – walter winchell

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. – h.l. mencken

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. – martin luther

Marriage is one long conversation, checkered with disputes.
Robert louis stevenson

The four horsemen of the apocalypse predict an ailing marriage: criticism, defensiveness,
Stonewalling and contempt. The worst of these is contempt.
John gottman,

The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too. – h.l. mencken

In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it’s curtains!

May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife.

You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self. – jerry mccant

A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
Ruth bell graham

One shouldn’t be too inquisitive in life
Either about god’s secrets or one’s wife.
~geoffrey chaucer, the canterbury tales

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!

Though women are angels, yet wedlock’s the devil. – byron, hours of idleness

People do not marry people, not real ones anyway; they marry what they think the person is; they marry illusions and images. The exciting adventure of marriage is finding out who the partner really is. – james l. Framo, “explorations in marital & family therapy”

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
The only element of life.
We should also know horror,
Terror, suspense, irony,
Stupidity & tragedy of life.

Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. – beverley nichols

Marriage ceremony: an incredible metaphysical sham of watching god and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family. – o.c. ogilvie

Marriage is a career which brings about more benefits than many others.
Simone de beauvoir

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
An art 4 a lover
An accomplishment 4 a bachelor
And a matter of survival 4 a married man

You did the best that you knew how. Now that you know better,
You’ll do better.
Maya angelou

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until december 24 to do his christmas shopping.

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I hav framed a bright and colourful wish just for u..

To get the full value of joy
You must have someone to divide it with.

You don’t need to be on the save wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other’s waves.” – toni sciarra poynter, from this day forward: meditations on the first years of marriage

Two types of people in the world:- some who are happy. Others who are married.

We loved with a love that was more than love.
Edgar allan poe

The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity. – johann wolfgang von goethe

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter.”

There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a
Door at the end of a day knowing someone on the other side
Of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps.
Ronald reagan

It’s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

Marriage is a rest period between romances.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – socrates

Being divorced is like being hit by a mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. – jean kerr, mary, mary, 1960

Marriage is a mistake every man should make. – george jessel

I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind. – virginia cary hudson

Love and Marriage:
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is dinner in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home bag.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
In love you go to bed early.
After marriage, you go to sleep early.

The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don’t mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.

What is the difference between love & marriage…? Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock..!

Valentine’s day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot cupid really is.