10 Funny One Liners Messages
My wife’s driving test went surprisingly well yesterday. She got 7 out of 12. The 5 managed to run to safety.
I called the hospital but the line was dead.
Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair?
Wife: Michael, I’m over here!
Do you know a tree’s favorite drink?
What did one plate say to his friend?
Tonight, dinner’s on me!
Two invisible men meet. One says to the other: “Hey dude, long time no see!”
When everything’s coming your way – perhaps you’re in the wrong direction on the highway?
A woman sees an angler at a lake, “And, are they biting?”
The angler replies, “Only if they are provoked.”
One frog to the other: Oh man, it’s starting to rain. Let’s hop into the water before we get wet
Do you want to hear a truly delicious tofu recipe?
1) Chuck the tofu.
2) Fry a juicy steak.