Hilarious Funny Sms
Q: What happens when you cross a pie with a snake?
A: A pie-thon [python]
Q: Which lottery did the broom win?
A: The sweepstakes!
Q: What sound do the porcupines make when they kiss each other?
Q: Why are identical twins like a broken alarm clock?
A: Because they are dead ringers!
Q: What is a well-dressed lion called?
A: A dandy-lion [dandelion]
Q: Which animals are found on legal documents?
Q: Which fish swims only at night?
A: The starfish.
Q: Name the ideal cure for dandruff?
A: Simple – baldness.
Q: Differentiate between a banana and a bell?
A: You can peel a banana only once.
Q: Why do people say that whales are the biggest gossipers?
A: Mainly because they are always spouting off.