13 Amazing Funny Text Sms
Q: What is a distant relative?
A: Someone who is not living with you.
Q: Which is smaller than the ant’s mouth?
A: The ant’s dinner.
Q: How can one cut through sea waves?
A: With the help of a sea-saw [seesaw]
Q: Which is the hottest part of a man’s face?
A: The sideburns [burns]
Q: How can you spell “too much” using just two letters?
Q: When was the beef at its highest price?
A: When the cow jumped over the moon.
Q: Which fish has the lowest voice?
A: The bass.
Q: Which thief is the strongest?
A: The shoplifter.
Q: Which person’s profession involves a lot of shouting?
A: The “I Scream Man” [ice-cream man]
Q: What do you do with old bowling balls?
A: Give it to elephants, so they can play marbles with them.
Q: Which house weighs the least?
A: The lighthouse.
Q: Which fruit has been there since man invented the calendar?
Q: Which coat has the most sleeves?
A: A coat of arms.