Funny One Liners Sms
Why are ghost such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
I stole my friend’s wheelchair. Guess who is comes crawling back to me?!
Man so his wife: I’d never say you’re fat! You’re just a bit more visible.
Dark, the side of this toast is. (Yoda at breakfast)
What would you call a person who had no body and no nose?
A pig stands in front of an electric socket: “Oh no, who put you into that wall?!
” Dentist: “You need a crown.”
Patient: “Finally someone who understands me”
A cannibal came home late to family dinner. He got the cold shoulder.
Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.
Where do fish sleep?
In the RiverBed.
Talk is cheap, yeah? Have you ever talked to a lawyer?!