10 Funny And Hilarious Sms


Q: How can you eat an egg without breaking the shell?
A: Ask someone else to break it.

Q: Why did the farmer put the rusted out cars in his garden?
A: To raise a bumper crop.

Q: What is a stupid flower called?
A: A “Blooming” Idiot.

Q: What brings in the monster’s babies?
A: Franken stork.

Q: Did you hear the story about the Peacock?
A: It is a beautiful tail [tale].

Q: What keep your teeth together?
A: Toothpaste.

Q: While dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
A: They have fleece.

Q: Which insects are good at math?
A: Mosquitos – as they add to misery, subtract fun, and multiply very fast.

Q: Why do bees keep humming?
A: Simply, because they do not know the words.

Q: Why do cats like the rain?
A: Since, when it rains, it purrs.

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