11 Sms Of Insult

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
Ur face
Ur style
Ur nature
Ur smile
Ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free HORROR film.

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Last night a monster came in to my dream.
He said – I want to disturb some good person.
I suggested him your name.
He said – I cannot disturb my boss.

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Have u seen an idiot wrapped in plastic cover?
No…???
Quickly see your driving license.

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – Your face.

How to keep a fool entertained
*press down*
……???..???..
…… ?………????
How to keep a fool entertained
*press up*.

Diffrence between fate n stupidity:
If ur father is poor,
Then its ur fate,
If ur father-in-law is poor,
It’s ur stupidity..!!

I’ve been arrested for being the ugliest person in the USA.
Can u plz come down to the police station and show them it’s a mistake?

When I look at the sun I c u!
When I look at the moon I c u!
When I look at the sea I c u…
Well get out of my way!