April Fool Messages
If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, i’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.
If it thunders on All Fool’s Day,
Expect good crops of corn and hay.
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
If they say you are monkey, relax.
If they say you are stupid, be cool
But if they say you are smart, Then slap that stupid.
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
Kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters. – Frank Lloyd Wright