10 April Fool Text Messages

The Constitution gives every American the right to make a damn fool of himself.

The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool’s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.

The fool is always beginning to live.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

The maple syrup’s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie

The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars… So, if u dont mind…… Can I sell you?

The trouble ain’t that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right. – Mark Twain

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