April Fool Text Messages

My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental
10% senti
And 90% mental!!!

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.

No one but a fool is always right. – David Hare

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.