April Fool Text Messages
My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental
And 90% mental!!!
Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.
No one but a fool is always right. – David Hare
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.