Funny Text Messages

You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Don’t let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.

Luv, u know, is a funny thing; bt da funniest thing abut it – is u never can tell if it is luv – until u start 2 doubt it.

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

I am not one of those who do not believe in love at first sight, but i believe in taking a second look.

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

Sometimes i lie awake at night, and i ask, where have i gone wrong? Then a voice says to me, this is going to take more than one night.