Marriage SMS - Page 6

If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – billy connolly

Marriage, families, all relationships are more a process of learning
The dance rather than finding the right dancer.
Paul pearsall

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce.
The trick is to find, and continue to find, the grounds for marriage.
Robert anderson

There is such pleasure in long-term marriage that i really would hate to be
My age and not have had a long-term marriage. Remember, sustaining a pleasurable,
Long-term marriage takes effort, deliberateness and an intention to learn about
One another. In other words, marriage is for grown-ups.

To be happy with a men:love him little and understand him alot..
To be happy with a woman:love her alot and do not try to understand her—

Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. – jefferson machamer

There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.

New love is the brightest, and long love is the greatest, but revived
Love is the tenderest thing known on earth.
Thomas hardy

Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does. – groucho marx

My opinions are my wife’s, and she says i’m lucky to have them.

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage. – sydney j. Harris

There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken for granted relationship. – iris murdoch

There is no such cozy combination as man and wife. – menander

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

The most important marriage skill is listening to your partner in a way that
They can’t possibly doubt that you love them.
Diane sollee

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far i haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what i have to give.

If some one would like to have
A successful life after marriage
So he should implement this formula.
Never break 4 things in life.
1. Promise
2. Trust
3. Heart
4. Relation

According to an internationally known market research company, iconoculture,
A long time first marriage say, 25 years or more, has become a status symbol
In corporate america.
The wall street journal

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” – rita rudner

Divorce has done little to lessen our veneration of marriage. Marriage is becoming
A symbol of living a successful personal life. It’s as if marriage is the ultimate personal
Badge, and everyone wants to wear it.
Andrew cherlin

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.

The sweetest love i ever had/i left aside
Because i did not want to be/ any man’s bride . . .
Control your mind my girl/ and give your heart to one
For if you love all men/ you’ll surely be left with none
Eve cassidy

A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason – and indeed all the sweets of life. – joseph addison

You will marry into an indian tribe and become one big hopi family.

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. – george levinger

In the early years, you fight because you don’t understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do. – joan didion

The chief reason why marriage is rarely a success is that it is contracted while the partners are insane. – joseph collins

Ann meara of the comedy team stiller and meara observed awhile
Ago in a new york times interview of her 30-plus year marriage,
“was it love at first sight? It wasn’t then – but it sure is now.”
Ann meara

Long after our anniversary
And
This greeting haz been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each & everyday,
Happy anniversary
Marriage iz dat relation b/w man & women in which da independence iz equal,sa dependence mutual & tha obligation reciprocal”. Best wishes 4 happy wedding anniversary.

The divorce rate would be lower if instead of marrying for better or worse
People would marry for good.
Ruby dee

People think they have to find their soulmate to have a good marriage. You’re not going
To “find” your soulmate. Anyone you meet already has soulmates. Dozens of them. Their mother.
Their father. Their lifelong friends. You get married, and after 20 years of loving,
Bearing and raising children, meeting challenges – then you’ll have “created” soulmate status.
Diane sollee

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it. – lyndon b. Johnson

Love is a four-letter word spelled t-i-m-e.

Preserve trust in this essential area of your life and you can reap tremendous
Rewards: the 100 per cent devotion of another human being fuels your ambition,
Supports you in your mission and helps you to overcome obstacles

A man who muttered a few words in the church, found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!

Being in a long marriage is a little bit like that nice cup of coffee every morning –
I might have it every day, but i still enjoy it.
Stephen gaines

Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband. – kin hubbard

I belong to bridegrooms anonymous. Whenever i feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

In a good relationship, people get angry, but in a very different way. The marriage masters
See a problem a bit like a soccer ball. They kick it around. It’s ‘our’ problem.
John gottman,

In the end, there is nothing a man can do that a woman can’t, except be a father.
Frank pittman

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued. – helen rowland, reflections of a bachelor girl, 1909

The husband who doesn’t tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn’t know won’t hurt him. – leo j. Burke

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Spouse: someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

With my
1 heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
I wish you best of luck

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – joey adams

I figure that the degree of difficulty in combining two lives ranks somewhere between rerouting a hurricane and finding a parking place in downtown manhattan. – claire cloninger, “when the glass slipper doesn’t fit and the silver spoon is in someone else’s mouth”

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.