Marriage SMS - Page 4

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and… The state in which you will find solid happiness.”

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make, not just on your wedding day, but over and over again, and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.”

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open. – george bernard shaw

If mamma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest. – kin hubbard

May you never leave your marriage alive.

Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. – langdon mitchell

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring and Integrity, they think of you.

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each
Other but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Antoine de saint-exupery

It is necessary but insufficient to stay married for the children’s sake. It is also
Necessary to stay happily married for the children’s sake. I’m so glad someone
Noticed that marriage doesn’t have to make you miserable. It is just so easy to
Be happy i don’t understand why it isn’t more popular.
Frank pittman

My wife says i never listen to her. At least i think that’s what she said.

A perfect marriage is one in which “i’m sorry” is said just often enough. – mignon mclaughlin, the neurotic’s notebook, 1960

To my wife…my bride…my joy

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. – robert frost

The goal is to have a conversation in a way so that you can have another
Conversation tomorrow.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. – mignon mclaughlin, the neurotic’s notebook, 1960

If two stand shoulder to shoulder against the gods,
Happy together, the gods themselves are helpless
Against them while they stand so.
~maxwell anderson

After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6º of marriage! – mignon mclaughlin, the neurotic’s notebook, 1960

Between husband and wife friendship seems to exist by nature, for man is naturally disposed to pairing.
Aristotle, nicomachean ethics

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. – jean rostand, le mariage, 1927

There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as i learn what it is i’ll get married again.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

The first bond of society is marriage.

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that i am loved; the realm of
Silence is large enough beyond the grave.

The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must
Be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal.
Frank pittman

A happy wife equals a happy life.

You can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three
Things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled christmas tree lights.
Maya angelou

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

I am a good friend to my husband. I have tried to make my marriage vows mean what they say. I show up. I listen. I try to laugh.” – anna quindlen,

Elections are a good deal like marriages. There’s no accounting for anyone’s taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.

Optimism is america’s birthright…. There is no social problem americans
Dare not attack. No problem, that is, except one: about marriage,
And marriage alone, we despair.
Maggie gallagher

As for his secret to staying married: “my wife tells me that if i ever
Decide to leave, she is coming with me.”

What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures. – mignon mclaughlin, the neurotic’s notebook, 1960

Marriage is a great institution, but i’m not ready for an institution. – mae west

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A wife asked her husband: ‘what do you like most in me, my pretty face or my hot body?’
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humor!’

Getting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

A soulmate marriage does not at all mean that you have found someone
You match up with on all the cards – on all the issues, on everything. That
Would be the most deadly dull thing to even imagine. Instead, it means you’re
With someone who wants to take care of your soul – they want to make sure
Your soul continues to grow, they don’t ever want to blow out that little light
Inside you. And you feel the same way about them.
Diane sollee

Man: is there any way for long life?
Doctor: get married.
Man: will it help?
Doctor: no, but the thought of long life will never come to you

Getting married is the boldest and most idealistic thing that
Most of us will ever do.
Maggie gallagher

Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they
Are always watching you.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.