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My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like-just don’t swallow it.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate – that’s my philosophy.

My advice, Be healthy, reach your own goals and don’t be afraid to impersonate a SNL star.

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate, that’s my philosophy.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

Never give advice in a crowd.

Never give advice unless asked.

Never play cards with a man called Doc.

Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.

Let him who will not have advice have conflict.

Many receive advice but the wise profit from it.

Like a thief reason sneaked in and sat amongst the lovers eager to give them advice. They were unwilling to listen, so reason kissed their feet and went on its way.

Listen to all plucking a feather from every passing goose but follow no one absolutely.

Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.

Many a man wins glory for prudence by seeking advice then seeking advice as to what advice would be best to take and finally following appetite.

Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it.

Men give away nothing so liberally as their advice.

Men of much depth of mind can bear a great deal of counsel; for it does not easily deface their own character, nor render their purposes indistinct.

Most people who ask for advice from others have already resolved to act as it pleases them.

It is expedient to have acquaintance with those who have looked into the world who know men understand business and can give you good intelligence and good advice when they are wanted.

It is more easy to be wise for others than for ourselves.

It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.

It is well enough, when one is talking to a friend, to lodge in an odd word by way of counsel now and then; but there is something mighty irksome in its staring upon one in a letter, where one ought to see only kind words and friendly remembrances.

It is a good divine that follows his own instructions.

It takes a village to raise a child.

It was, perhaps, one of
those cases in which
advice is good or bad only
as the event decides.

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart.

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.

Let him who will not have advice have conflict.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

If u have a lot of tension & u get a headache, do wat it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin & Keep away from children.

If you aren’t rich, you should always look useful.

If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.

If you really want to give me advice do it on a Saturday afternoon between one and four oclock when youve got 25 seconds to do it between plays. Dont give me advice on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.

If you take the wrong course the President bears the 462 burden of the responsibility quite rightly. The advisers may move onöto new advice.

If you want good advice, consult an old man.

If your strength is small,
don’t carry heavy burdens.
If your words are worthless,
don’t give advice.

If your words are worthless, don’t give advice. – Chinese Proverb

Ill customs and bad advice are seldom forgotten. — Benjamin Franklin

If advice will not improve him, neither will the rod.

If better were within, better would come out.

If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don’t listen to writers talking about writing or themselves.

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes hold your head high look it squarely in the eye and say I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.

If I were to give one piece of advice, I would say to never accept anything that you hear or see at face value. As a general rule of thumb, then the more you question, the better.

If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.

If it’s free, it’s advice;
if you pay for it, it’s counseling;
if you can use either
one, it’s a miracle.

If one paints someone’s portrait, one should not know him if possible. No knowledge. I do not want to know him at all. I want only to see what is there, the outside. The inner follows by itself. It is mirrored in the visible.

If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it will be the right thing nine out of ten times.

If advice will not improve him, neither will the rod.