Best 10 Advice SMS

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like-just don’t swallow it.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate – that’s my philosophy.

My advice, Be healthy, reach your own goals and don’t be afraid to impersonate a SNL star.

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate, that’s my philosophy.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

Never give advice in a crowd.

Never give advice unless asked.

Never play cards with a man called Doc.

Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.