SMS, Text Messages

What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I’d Do This So Instant
I Truly Didn’t Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I’m Sorry For Hurting You

know I’ve hurt u…
I didn’t mean to.
I am so sorry…
Please forgive me!

if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake…
and don’t ever 4get me even by a mistake….

A Good Apology has 3 Parts – 1)
I m Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3) How
do I make it right? well..
unfortunately, A Lot of people
usually miss the 3rd part..

saying sorry is the purest cure of
all heart aches and heart breaks
Admit to yourself that you have
done wrong and say sorry. It does
not only touches the heart but
also touches the soul. It’s the
greatest thing to do that will give
you the greatest feeling to enjoy. 🙂

How can I begin to say I`m sorry
I didn’t mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me
I’m sorry.

Be the first one to say Sorry when
the other person seems to be hurt
because of U & Be the 1st one to
forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!

It is easy to look back,
self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly
sorry for oneself and saying I didn’t
have this and I didn’t have that.
But it is only the grown woman
regretting the hardships of a little
girl who never thought they were
hardships at all. She had the
things that really mattered.

We love our self even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Don’t get confused ,oh dear SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT
&
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Can’t Touch My Cheeks

Do u know what is GIRL?
G-Ghost
I-In
R-Real
L-Life
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Don’t worry about me.I’m a professional
in ghost handling……..

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven

A pathan want to commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend
& i can”t live without my friend.

From the moment I saw u
I wanted to be inside u
I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels
the way u tighten and loosen NEW SHOES..

I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
.
.
.
“Pay The Bill”

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”

Nike has announced
production of its latest
model of shoes.
It is heavier than normal
and has design especially
suitable for throwing at President.

Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me

Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.?
Boy: 30 to 40 times.
Girl: are you mad.?
Boy: no I am hairstylist.

What is 143 ?
I love u..
No..
I hate u..
No..
I miss u..
No..
I wish u..
NO..
143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Concentrate on Maths,
And not on Romance:)

There have been many time in 2008
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in New year.

Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos.
Please give your contribution to my collection.
A small condition is, It must be on
100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.

Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
.
.
.
.
“Watch Man”

Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

THE
TWO
DANGEROUS
WEAPONS
IN
THE
WORLD
MORE
POWERFUL
THAN
NUCLEAR
BOMBS
1. A Girl’s Smile.
2. A Girl’s Tears.

Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life

Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt

Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.

If you like my sms,
It means I’m smart.
If you save,
means you agree I’m smart.
If you forward my sms,
means you spread that I’m smart.
If you delete my sms,
means you are jealous because
I’m smart.

Some times when I Cry,
No one see my tears.
When I am worried,
No one see my pain.
When I am happy,
No one see my smile.
But
When a girl come close to me,
Then every one see that.

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Clouds r white but the sky is blue
monkey like u should b kept in the zoo
don’t get angry you’ll find me there too
not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!

“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the PRINCIPAL!

A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell.
Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Don’t call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Saab.

Very important health tips for 2009
don’t eat
burgers,
pizzas,
chat,
ice cream,
&
chocolate,
Without
ME!

WARNING!
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!!
But..
How lucky u r…..!
“No Brain”
“No Tension”

Friendship
Is
A
Sea
&
Friends r fishes.
u r my golden fish.
i will keep u safe.
if u try to go away 4rm me
i will Fry u

PLEASE DO DIS SMALL PRAYER B4R ENTERING OFFICE
Dear God, I beg u!
Give me the wisdom
to understand my boss.
Give me the Love to forgive him.
Give me the patience to understand his deeds.
But Dearest God,
don’t give me the Power
because if u give me the Power
I’ll BREAK HIS HEAD…

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
.
.
.
.
.
Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.

Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.

Old phrase:
A bird in hand is better
than to in bush.
New phrase:
A boot on bush is
better than two in foot

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wr@ng.. im j@st l@@king 4 d
beSt msg 4 @ne @F d beSt
peRson, ive evEr met..

Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i’m thinking of you all the time.

Think Fresh
Think Smart
Think Positive
Think Beautiful
Think Great
I know this is too much for u,
So here is a shortcut
Just think about ME 😉 !

My frequency of messaging may be less
But
The time period
I remember you
Is more …
That’s why science says:
“Frequency is inversely proportional to Time” (=

Earth may stop rotating
Birds may stop flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop thinking about you

R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.

Time n distance can keep us apart,
But we r always heart to heart,
No matter its night or day
U r just a thought away.

Being near
is not d meaning
of being close,
I may b far from u but msgs r
bridges
2 make u feel that
i always REMEMBER U.
take care!

I’m thinking of you
Wonder where you are tonight
I wish that I could hold you tight
I’m thinking of you
Wish you could stay
But you are so far away, so far away.

Somebody is thinking of you.
Somebody is caring about you.
Somebody misses you.
Somebody wants to talk to you.
Somebody is very proud of you.
Somebody wishes you were here.
Somebody needs you to have faith in them.
Somebody trusts you.
Somebody hears a song that reminds them of you.
Somebody hopes everything turns out great for you.
Somebody wants you to know they are there for you.
Somebody can’t wait to see you.
Somebody loves you for who you are.
Somebody wants you to be happy.
Somebody sends you a smile!
Somebody is glad to have you for a friend! And that somebody is ME !!!

With the start of each new day
I find myself thinking of you
In the middle of my busy day
my mind wanders and I think of you
Out of nowhere I see your smile
hear your laugh and I think of you
Life is beautiful now because I fall in love
all over again each time I think of you…..

As Days Go By
My Feelings Get Stronger
To B In Ur Arms
I Can’t Wait Any Longer
Look In2 My Eyes
&
U’ll See that It’s True,
Day & Night My Thought R Of U..