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My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental
10% senti
And 90% mental!!!

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.

No one but a fool is always right. – David Hare

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.

It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.

Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…
“Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?”

Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed.

Lord, what fools these mortals be.

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.

If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, i’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.

If it thunders on All Fool’s Day,
Expect good crops of corn and hay.

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
If they say you are monkey, relax.
If they say you are stupid, be cool
But if they say you are smart, Then slap that stupid.

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
Kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters. – Frank Lloyd Wright

He who is born a fool is never cured.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
Otherwise just tell April Foooooll

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
Heart attack…

I have great faith in fools – self-confidence, my friends call it.

I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

I might be a different kind of fool, but I ain’t gonna be the same fool twice.

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

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I wasn’t born a fool. It took work to get this way.

I want u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 have candlelight Dinner & say those 3 sweet word 2 u. Pay The Bill

Even the gods love jokes.

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

Fools build houses, and wise men buy them.

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And i’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.

God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
Called Cartoon !!!

Hain’t we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain’t that a big enough majority in any town? – Mark Twain