SMS, Text Messages

•´`•.¸.»How to grow Friendship?
•´`•.¸.»Pick a good Heart,
•´`•.¸.»Plant in a pot of Trust,
•´`•.¸.»Water with good Thoughts,
•´`•.¸.»Add some emotions and Faith
•´`•.¸.»Remove the misunderstand and Nourish

•´`•.¸.»Sun glows for a Day,
•´`•.¸.»Candle for an Hour,
•´`•.¸.»Match stick for a Minute,
•´`•.¸.»But a good beginning of a day Remains
•´`•.¸.»In heart Forever.
•´`•.¸.»So start ur day with Smile.

•´`•.¸.»Good Song – Few minute Happy
•´`•.¸.»Good film – Few hours Happy
•´`•.¸.»Good college – Few years Happy
•´`•.¸.»Good friend like U –Life long Happy
U r the best

1 Advice Take Care
1 Request Dont Change
1 Wish Dont Forget Me
1 Lie I Hate U
1 Truth I Miss U
1 Hope We Will Always Be
“GOOD FRIENDS”

1 day my brain asked me “why r u sending msgs 2 tht person who is not msgn u?” but my little heart said 2 brain “u need msg i need friend.”

1 is one and two is 2
I 4 you , you 4 me
When i go you come with me,
Its mean our friendship is very fancy.

1 sec, 1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 week, 1 month,
1 year, No matter how long we don’t see each other,
U will be in my heart forever as my Sweet Friend!

1+1 = 2 my 2 eyes looking at U, 3+2 = 5 sense missing U,4+3 = 7days thinking of U, 5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt Ubut 99+1 = 100 years i need a sweet friend like U

1000 reasen to make friends
One reasen to make enemy
Don’t give chance to ur friend to make enemy

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
For all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
& will be a BROHTER
For all CUTE GIRLS .

WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.

We’ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? Cos i like u very much. Will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I’l tak u to an eye specialist.

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“Damn I am really so cute”.
U will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
After if u pray &ur still in darkness,
Pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL

Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it. – Benjamin Franklin

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one,
Must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.

There are more fools in the world than there are people.

There is a foolish corner even in the brain of the sage.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

This is an magic!
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Happy fools day

This is the day (April Fool’s Day) upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

The Constitution gives every American the right to make a damn fool of himself.

The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool’s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.

The fool is always beginning to live.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

The maple syrup’s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie
APRIL FOOL!

The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars… So, if u dont mind…… Can I sell you?

The trouble ain’t that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right. – Mark Twain

Silence is the wit of fools.

Sir, I admit your gen’ral rule that every poet is a fool: but you yourself may serve to show it that every fool is not a poet.

Small April sobbed, I’m going to cry
Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye;
Then April Fool, she laughed instead
And smiled a rainbow overhead.

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
So Sweet is ur STYLE???
So Sweet is ur VOICE???
So Sweet is ur EYE?????
See …….how Sweetly I LIE.

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.

Someone..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.