SMS, Text Messages

Kind,
Intelligent,
Loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not…

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!.

Diff b/w ignoranace n patience?
When u see the mirror u don’t laugh at urself that is IGNORANACE
When i look at u i also don’t laugh that called PATIENCE:-)

Ha
Haha
Hahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahaha
Nothing,
I suddenly remembered ur face..?
Oh my god..?
What a funny creation..

A baby monkey asks his father,
Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him,
Don’t stress my son, u should see the one who is reading this!!

Today is an international day
For the mentally disabled.
Please send an encouraging
SMS to a mentally disabled friend,
As I have done.

Hey! Can you do me a favour,
Take a pic of urself and send it to me.
I’m Playing cards and i’m mising the JOKER!!!

Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?.

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT
1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT
2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – i’m
J – JOKING

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that
Due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
Touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin…tin..

Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Please give me a
K: Kindhearted
I: Implant to
S: Stimulate my
S: Senses

I’ll give you:
One kiss to go to sleep;
Two kisses to dream about me;
And endless row of kisses when you wake up in the morning.
Always thinking of stealing some kisses from you!

Kissing is the finest and the shortest way to burn calories and to show your love and affection.
So keeping kissing to remain healthy, lovable and cheerful!

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

I just want to kiss you all over, smile and laugh out loud with you!

Your lips + My lips = Perfection

I really hate missing you. I rather be kissing you.

Benefits of Kissing:
– Changes Taste
– Burns Calories
– Lips never go dry
– Relieves Stress
– Strengthens Facial Muscles
So keep kissing!

Kissing you baby is my dream;
If I am a strawberry, you are the cream;
Slowly and gently, I kiss you;
And you simply melt and fulfill my dreams!

Kiss me and you will see stars;
Love me and I will give them to you.

A kiss is special thing that you can cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking.
Let’s exchange ours!

Just bring your cheek close to the mobile.
A little closer…
A little more closer…
The right cheek…
Looks good.
OK. That’s perfect!
Mmmmuahhhhhh!
thanks for the beautiful kiss!

Excellent Saying:
The best things in life;
Can never be kept;
They must be given away.
A smile, love & a kiss.

Kissing is very beneficial for lips. It keeps the lips:
Soft, Moist, Supple and medically proven to benefit us.
So keep KISSING regularly!

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky;
The rose may kiss a butterfly;
The morning dew may kiss the grass;
But you my friend may kiss my lips!

Life is a gift of nature;
Love is a gift of life;
And a kiss is the gift of love.
I am simply longing for you lips!

If loving was against the law;
And kissing was a crime;
I would gladly spend my life with you in prison doing time!

If a kiss could say just how much I love you, my lips would be on yours forever!

My lips are chapped. I think they’re dying without the touch of yours!

I feel alive when you kiss me.

Love is blind;
Be very kind;
When I kiss you;
Please don’t mind.

Law of Kissing:
Any lip that has been kissed can be kissed again if the kisser and the kissed, agree that the kiss which was kissed was a damn good kiss.
So how about a kiss!

Life is the gift of God;
Love is the gift of Life;
And a Kiss is the gift of Love!

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky;
The rose may kiss the butterfly;
The morning due may kiss the grass;
But you my friend, may kiss my lips!

If loving was against the law and kissing was a crime;
I would gladly spend my life with you in prison doing time!

I’m feeling like Cadbury Silk… someone please kiss me!

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum;
A kiss is not a kiss, unless it’s with tongue.
So part your lips and close your eyes;
And give your tongue some exercise!

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.