Insult SMS

Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?.

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT
1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT
2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – i’m
J – JOKING

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that
Due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
Touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin…tin..

Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.