Kiss SMS

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated.

what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,

never ask 4 a kiss,just take it.
never give a hug,ask 4 it.
never ask do u love me,first say i love u.
never say i can’t live without u,say i live for u


Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
An Exclamation Point (!) …
That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know

Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

if kisses were rain i would send u showers,
if fun was time i would send u hrs,
if u needed a friend i would send u me!

A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…

Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Don’t miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”
Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

Category: Kiss SMS

3 Responses on “Kiss SMS”

Anup says:

Love is Blind
Be very kind
when I kiss u
plz don’t mind

ayesh says:

very hot __________________ SmS for girls

noja says:

love is blind be very kind when l kiss u plz don’t mind you

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